richardt55
61 Melbourne, United States
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My self-summary
Oh dear, 'self summary"? I am the original never take anything seriously guy. Life was designed for me to make fun of.
I’m really good at
Making others laugh. I used to work as a stand up comedian, not kidding, and still enjoy doing it from time to time.
The first things people usually notice about me
smile. And that I have matching socks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Clancy and Cussler. Bruce Springsteen is my musical fave.
The six things I could never do without
CD blasting in my car. Sunshine, my family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where did I leave my car keys
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When people ask me what I do, I tell them I work for Ringling Bros. as a midget trainer. Then I see how long I can keep them believing that. One woman believed me for almost an hour. Until I told her I got fired for using a cattle prod on a little person to coax them into the car holding 12 of his friends. I started laughing, and the game was up!
You should message me if
You don't have a third eye in the center of your forehead.
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