60 Ceredo, United States
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My self-summary
I am a free-thinking, first-generation hippie! I still espouse many of the values of the summer of love!!!

i actually HAVE found my partner-for-life on this site, and now my interests are primarily in finding like-minded straight or bi men, and/or bi or gay women, for her to enjoy friendship and fun with, with or without me being "actively" involved!

Marla, a k a crazyredlovin and i are nudist and bisexual (within a few boundaries), open to sharing each other with like-minded people!

I am non-conformist, honest, and half of a couple
What I’m doing with my life
i have been a professional in the broadcasting, journalism, and insurance industries. i have also managed a record store, been a car salesman, and answered calls at a nationwide 800 customer service number! currently, i am running my own (very) small business. I have always enjoyed jobs with people as the focus of my activity, not just blindly adding to the profits of corporate fat cats.
I’m really good at
i've been told i'm good with my hands, and with the way i express myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
probably that i look quite old! i always have, cuz i lost my hair when i was still a teenager.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: Rolling Stone (lifetime subscriber), The Ethical Slut, David Sedaris, Maureen Dowd, old issues of the original National Lampoon. Now, frankly, i really don't have time to do a lot of reading, but i also consider listening to some Public Radio shows, like This American Life, as a reasonable substitute. Literary fast food, if you will!

Favorite Movies: Slumdog Millionaire, Religulous, Glengarry Glen Ross. I NEVER will watch a movie just based on advertising. If it looks good, it simply means that the TRAILER is good, not that the movie is!

Favorite Music: Obscure oldies (specifically, cut and paste this link for a list of examples: http://kfog.com/PROGRAMMING/1010.aspx ), most anything you'd hear on KFOG, WSM, The World Cafe' or Little Steven's Underground Garage, Dr. Demento, Todd Rundgren, Nellie McKay, Carlene Carter. I love the random-ness of radio! And have you heard the show Bob Dylan does on XM? Extremely unique! It's prose from the mind that created all that poetry for my generation!

I have quite simple tastes in food...Little Caesers Deep Dish Pizza, Wendy's Double Stacks (with no pickles or onions) and Sausage McMuffins are my normal fare. I also really like Chinese and Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
oxygen, water, warmth, shelter from the elements, other people to share skills that i don't have, and an outlet where i can plug in my Hitachi Magic Wand!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how i can help people by doing things that i'm good at
On a typical Friday night I am
usually in front on the TV, chilling with Marla in my arms! We are able to entertain overnight company from time to time, especially if we're all compatible enough to share our king side bed!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
well, there's not much i'm NOT willing to admit...

I am a big package. Meaning, there's a lot of diverse material inside of me, and if you dig deeply enough, you're bound to find SOMETHING you don't like (if you even get past my advanced age and looks)!

And just in case they are immediate "stop signs", you should probably know a few things: we are at once, self-employed professionals AND organizers of group sex events 2-3 time every month.

We prefer girls who don't look and feel like Barbie dolls....we love extra weight, no matter where the "padding" may be located...and we love pregnant or lactating mamas!

We both are also turned on by female body hair, in a primal way, and long for the days before the razor companies convinced girls that "bald" skin is sexy. We prefer the natural look and crave ladies who are bold enough to let it grow on their legs and/or underarms....as well as their pussies, of course!

Speaking of pussies, we both LOVE "eating cream pie" (we organize gangbangs, and Marla is always "one of the guys"!), and filling them up, in more ways than one (in other words, fisting!).
You should message me if
any of the above sounds interesting to you, but only if you're close enough to actually meet in person. (do a google map search...and if you're more than an hour away from 25507, then i'm sorry, it probably just won't work!)