ricksebak
33 Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
Professional Linux nerd. Amateur humorist in Bloomfield/Lawrenceville. I bought a house that has a purple bedroom. Instead of painting it I've just been telling people that Prince was the previous owner.
What I’m doing with my life
List of accomplishments at my office:
- Changed my name to J-Money, inspiring other people to also adopt rap names for themselves
- Drank a 40 in the conference room, to much critical acclaim
- Currently working on converting an unused desk into a brunch station so I can make luxurious brunches instead of doing work
I’m really good at
Leaving my phone in my pocket in social situations. Using proper punctuation while texting. Judging random people at the grocery store based on what they are buying. Telling stories. Making dinner.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm already in the middle of a story. Unkempt haircuts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: I have a tattoo of a pizza. I cook pretty much all my own food. Elaborate weekend breakfasts are really important. In the summer months I require grilling sessions a couple times a week.

Music: Otis Redding. Sam Cooke.

TV: Bit Torrent. Seriously, having cable is so overrated. Daily Show, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Mad Men, Seinfeld, Girls, Louie, Broad City.
The six things I could never do without
Butter
The Strip District
Records that are older than I am
Chuck Taylor's
Meet the Press
Mark Bittman
I spend a lot of time thinking about
George Bush doesn't care about black people.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't wait until Friday to have fun. I live the dream every day of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The French bakery in Lawrenceville opens at 9. I decided to show up at 8:55 and be the first one in line. I seriously thought I was clever with this plan and that nobody else could ever come up with such a brilliant scheme. I was like 20th in line.
You should message me if
You don't want no scrubs.
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