36 Manhattan Beach, United States
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My self-summary
Hi there. Thanks for clicking on my profile. As a disclaimer, I need to update this thing. All the jokes are dated, and the pictures are old. I swear I am working on this. I've just been a little busy lately. Don't worry, I still look mostly the same. Less beard, more muscle.

Quick and simple:

I like food.
I like the arts.
I like to create.
I like doing things outside.
I am constantly joking around.
I do not create or absorb unnecessary stress.
I do not have a lot of spare time.
I like long conversations.
I like weirdoes.
I play music.
I am fun.
What I’m doing with my life
I work.
I exercise.
I have a band.
I take pictures.
I have a lot of friends, and I spend most of my free time making the rounds among them.
I prefer the unexpected, hence I rarely make plans.
I’m really good at
Bad puns. Conversation. Eating.

I am pretty good at playing guitar and yelling sarcastic nonsense at people.

I am slightly good at critiquing movies.

I am no good at math.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am kind of tall, I dress un-fancily, and I laugh a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Classic Science Fiction, Photobooks, anything Weird.

Movies: Horror, Comedy, anything Weird.

Shows: Comedy, Cartoons, anything Weird.

Music: Punk, Surf, anything Weird.

Food: Tuna, Ahi, anything Seared.
The six things I could never do without
1. Friends
2. Humor
3. Loud music
4. Spontaneity
5. Time for contemplation
6. Nature

(I feel like there should have been a joke in there, but I can't waste all my good material on the profile--I've got to save some for an actual date)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space. Music I want to make. Movies I wished I had lived in. Bad jokes and puns. Why the hell I didn't bring my damn camera! Which buildings I could get on the roofs of.

[Warning: There are no jokes in the following paragraph]
I spend a great deal of time walking around at night letting my mind wander. Topics that my mind often chews on are events in my life, my future plans, art that I've enjoyed/hated, human nature, morality, architecture, and lyrics for new songs.
[See? No jokes. Totally boring]
On a typical Friday night I am
Please note two things:
1. I typically have no idea what I'm doing on Friday night until Friday night is upon me.
2. I always have a great time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm way too cool to admit things.
You should message me if
You have a good sense of humor, you want to hang out occasionally, and you are not a jerk.

It's seriously that simple.