riggurmortis
33 St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
Hey ladies, whats up? I like girls and stuff. If u looking for an Easy hookup..stop now. I have morals and it will take atleast 2 drinks and dinner to get this .I have an average sized ...appetite ,so it wont cost u too much,but im so worth it. I will definately go down on a ....check by paying half.!! U can Totally watch me pee also...for 3 dollars
What I’m doing with my life
Working to save up for a sweet BBQ grill and being stuck on lvl 147 on candy crush
I’m really good at
Cartwheels,making milkshakes,yoloing,doing dishes,prank phonecalls,being totally cool with gay dudes ,listening to ur bullshit,and going just before u do and rolling over and going to sleep.
The first things people usually notice about me
My juggalo swag and my 52 inch kikwear pant legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies,cannibal holocaust,a Serbian film,oldboy. Music...alanis morrisette and j-lo.candle box,gin blossoms,and jars of clay
The six things I could never do without
Food,air,water,the ladies,bathroom breaks and lost reruns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nanny jojo naked,adele naked,kristy alley naked,picnics with sandwiches,and farts
On a typical Friday night I am
Yoloing..and trying to beat lvl 147 on candy crush
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate the flat plastic bread ties,ive had sex with the chic from evanescence... And I love the notebook
You should message me if
Are into some really Weird stuff,like beating my lvl 147 on candy crush, holding hands like a mother fuker and if you are plus sized.Im only into big girls...Sorry skinny girls..ur gross
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