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My self-summary
Please stop it with "I love to laugh." It's about as interesting as "I love to breathe."

I believe in love despite having no idea what it really means.

I'm a work in progress - not perfect by any measure. I am certainly an acquired taste, but I have a lot to offer.

My real passions are intimate friendships, non-feline animals, evocative stories (films, games, books, music), "cool" cars, lewd or witty humor, curiosity and intellect, cleanliness and constant improvement (home and self), physical affection - and above all, proud, protective, supportive, sustaining love.

I'm looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with. Recently bought a place in Grove City really close to 71 and 270. Ideally looking for someone who'd be willing to live with me if things got serious. I'm not interested in wasting a lot of time on anything that has no chance of being more than hookups.

I'll leave you with that. INFJ,36412/
What I’m doing with my life
(This is the optional part of the ride...)

Learning to stop chasing Fantasies: (scroll)

Learning to find Peace:

Learning to find Meaning:

Learning to practice Emotional Correctness:

Learning to accept Vulnerability:

Learning to navigate buffet-style Dating:
I’m really good at
Figuring out better ways to do things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Beard of course, and dark hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I bought a Kindle recently and have been devouring silly romance novels. A couple have turned out to be really great though... When Skies Have Fallen (Debbie McGowan - Kindle edition is Free), and Keep Me Still (Stephen Hoppa). Also just enjoyed The Forever War (Joe Haldeman).

Movies: Contact, American Beauty, Romy & Michelle's HS Reunion, Shakespeare In Love, Amelie, As Good As It Gets, Austin Powers, Requiem for a Dream, Moulin Rouge, 50 First Dates, Eternal Sunshine, Oblivion, The Notebook, From Beginning To End, The Island, Scott Pilgrim, Sunshine, Toys, Trick, Troop Beverly Hills, V for Vendetta, Wall-E, Where The Heart Is, Yossi & Jagger, Free Fall

TV: Battlestar Galactica, Walking Dead, Falling Skies, Bones, House, Modern Family, Always Sunny, Big Bang Theory, 2.5 Men, America's Test Kitchen, Hoarders, SYTYCD, Family Guy, ST:TNG, ST:V, Rachel Maddow, Bill Maher

Music: Blackmill, M83, MitiS, Two Steps From Hell, Aaron Static, Lindsey Stirling, Zedd, Taylor Swift, Adele, Sia, Owl City, Imagine Dragons, Lana Del Rey, Shinedown, Avicii, Gavin DeGraw, The Glitch Mob, Pendulum, Ellie Goulding, Lifehouse, Keane, Enya, Taio Cruz, Tove Lo, Robyn, Muse, Daft Punk, Skrillex, Florence + The Machine, Imogen Heap, Cher, OneRepublic, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, Alex & Sierra, Troye Sivan, Shawn Mendes, We The Kings, 5 Seconds of Summer

Games: Mass Effect series, Grand Theft Auto series, Fallout 3 & 4, SimCity 4, Alan Wake, Portal, Plants v. Zombies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sandwiches are a great way of eating layers of flavors... in bites!
- Lidia Bastianich (TV chef)

Sometimes your apricots are large, sometimes your apricots are small.
- Jacques Pépin (TV chef)
On a typical Friday night I am
Either playing Xbox, doing laundry, going to bed early, or begrudgingly going out to hang somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I read your profile and you wrote "I love to laugh" or "420", I instantly lose interest.
You should message me if
- You want a serious relationship
- You crave affection
- You own a car
- You have at least one face photo without a hat
- You like drama / romance / sci-fi
- You're a little nerdy
- You aren't a ravenous carnivore
- You don't smoke
- You don't have or want kids
- You like dogs & don't have cats
- Alcohols aren't a major focus of your leisure time
- Ditto for going to the gym / working out / "staying active"
- Your profile doesn't include the phrase "love to travel"
- You don't plan to leave Columbus someday (why are you even on here?)
- You don't expect your partner to regularly take a back burner to your friends
The two of us