36Grandville, United States
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My self-summary
I used to do stand-up, but I got tired so I sat down. I work in retail and sales, I'm also in management. I'm a musician, I play guitar and have toured West Michigan performing. I coach and play sports. My favorites are softball/baseball, hockey, volleyball, soccer, and disc golf. Love the outdoors but I hate winter. I can spend hours at a park or zoo. I like rollerblading or even a long walk. Board games, food, and drinks is an epic night. I bought a gym membership and a Fitbit and have seen a healthy change in my body. I also bought a mandolin to learn to play. I am the eldest brother to 5 siblings. I believe in the little things. And blah, blah, other useless info.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Breathing. I can do it with my eyes closed even! I rock board games and trivia. Pool shark. Like billiards, not Jaws in your above ground. I also whip up some tasty dinners. I'm also good at being goofy for a good laugh. I dance terribly while I cook and make strange faces. Or I tell terribly bad jokes. To live and laugh, and love, you must pay the fool. Also, I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my boobs are real. Or honestly, I always hear, "anyone ever tell you, you look like that guy from Twilight?" It's because of that, I'm always taking photos with strangers where ever I go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm an entertainment junkie.

Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, Angela's Ashes, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Gillian Flynn, Game of Thrones. Catcher in the Rye is my all time favorite book.

Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Inception, Shaun of the Dead, Boondock Saints, Groundhog Day, Love Actually, Across the Universe, Once, The Mexican, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Iron Man, Batman, Losers, Pirates of the Caribbean, Serenity, Drive, London Boulevard, In Bruges, Seven Psychopaths, James Bond, 500 Days of Summer, Much Ado About Nothing, Man of Steel, About Time, and Guardians of the Galaxy. Honestly, if it's a movie, I've probably seen it.

Weezer, The Beatles, Jack's Mannequin/Something Corporate/Andrew Mcmahon, Butch Walker, Jimmy Eat World, Mumford and Sons, Ben Howard, Kodaline, Of Monsters and Men, The Lumineers, Lily & Madeline, Snow Patrol, The Swell Season, Flogging Molly, Ed Sheeran, The Civil Wars, Landon Pigg, You + Me, City and Colour, ZZ Ward, The Paper Kites, Matt Nathanson, Amber Run, and Kings of Leon.

Mexican, Chinese, Italian, Burgers, Steak, Potatoes, Cookies, Pho, Breakfast, and Ice Cream.

Firefly, How I Met Your Mother, House, Psych, Burn Notice, Dollhouse, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Gotham, Scorpion, Breaking Bad, Arrow, Dexter, and Survivor is my guilty pleasure. Or just Netflix in general.
Six things I could never do without
Besides the essentials...
1. Music
2. My guitars
3. Books and movies
4. Warm sunny days
5. Superman Ice cream
6. Home
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I would react if I saw an amputee being hung, would I just call out letters?
On a typical Friday night I am
There's no such thing as typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just pretend I know what I'm doing, always.
You should message me if
Here's the scoop. I'm not all these other people who are gonna say you must be this height, this build, this color eyes, like this, do that... I don't narrow down my search. I'm open to whatever intrigues me.

Secondly, if I message you, I'll try to read your profile, but I would rather discuss all those getting to know you questions through conversation. And even though this is online dating, I treat it like any meeting. I don't care what your profile says, I'm not gonna rack my brain for something clever to say to get your attention. You shouldn't have to, in order to message me either. Like real life, I'm gonna message you because you caught my eyes. Then I'll see if you have a personality. Quit making people practically beg for you and jump through hoops. It's no wonder you're all single.

Also, this app is not letting me update newer photos. So I attached my Instagram. Go ahead and stalk me.
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