37Prague, Czech Republic
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My self-summary
time-travel dater. I USED to be so bad at sex, that Eva Braun dumped me for you know who. I'm much better now though :-)
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching English and I'm proud to be doing it. Everything else, just stay happy
I’m really good at
playing devils advocate
test driving time machines
fixing problems from 300-476 years ago
bowling in swimming pools
DIY dentistry
wearing clothes
always knowing what football coaches/players should have done
The first things people usually notice about me
Im half-centaur

My deodorant smells like candy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy any non-fiction book that is well written. I love movies especially comedies, and food; good food, great food, bad food, eh
I'm not picky
Six things I could never do without
fun-includes sex
change-even something small is good
GOOD beer (i can be picky)
good people- those who can take it easy, are by my definition, less judgemental
comedy- I dooooo like dark comedy as well
eh..you choose
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wait..what was I thinking about?...Oh yea
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have peed sitting down, and I may someday do it again!
You should message me if
you are willing to punch me in the face for something inappropriate I have said and can laugh about it ten minutes later

You too, have a monster under your bed who comes out at night and spills wine around your computer.
The two of us