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My self-summary
"There are people. There are stories. The people think they shape the stories, but the reverse is often closer to the truth." - Alan Moore

I love always absorbing new information. I avidly enjoy listening to history podcasts, going down the Wikipedia rabbit hole, and watching random documentaries to learn as much about as many things as possible. I play a lot of history-based games like Civilization and Europa Universalis and love using them as a jumping-point for learning more. So basically if you're on here not for dating but just to find a pub trivia partner, stop searching and message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Putting my bachelor's degree in government & politics to good use working in DC... at a concert venue/promoter. Drive around the metro and hate all other drivers, buy strange food requests, sell merch.
I’m really good at
being more productive when busier, instantly summoning useless trivia, coming up with mixtapes, making apple sauce from scratch, sending postcards from obscure locations, creating (horribly punny) neologisms, constructing novella-length opines and thought theses on diverse subjects such as the romantic horror of shared memories, shopping a grocery list
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The ending of The Catcher in the Rye is horrible. Poe, Crichton, Vonnegut, Orwell, Alan Moore, Palahniuk.

Movies: When Netflixin', I usually search for "quirky" or "Sam Rockwell." Wes Anderson, Duncan Jones, Spike Jonez, Woody Allen, Michel Gondy, Terry Gilliam, Sam Raimi.

Television: Hannibal, Agents of SHIELD, Futurama, Boston Legal, Twin Peaks, Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Silicon Valley, Doctor Who, Buffy/Angel, The Amazing Race, The West Wing, Mythbusters, Downtown Abbey Brown, random history things

Music: David Bowie, Weezer, Talking Heads, Oingo Boingo, The Smiths, Radiohead, Nirvana, Muse, Beck, Rilo Kiley. I'm really into alt rock and New Wave.
I usually listen to music as album. The album I keep playing on repeat lately is Diane Coffee's Everybody's a Good Dog.

Food: Pizza Hut recently released a pizza with a pretzel crust. My life was made.

Podcasts: Hardcore History, Revolutions, Doug Loves Movies, Dear Hank and John, The History of Rome, Superego, Radio Free Burrito, The West Wing Weekly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Did studying Mandarin for two years help me better understand Firefly?

Did Zach Braff make Garden State just as an excuse to release his mixtape to the masses?

Would the NSA employee reading my texts and Google search history be interested in drinks this Saturday night?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at work at a concert
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Thomas Mars asked me for my phone number.

Lafayette is my historical man crush.
You should message me if
If you're in the Baltimore/Washington area and would like to talk and meet up or form a team for the Amazing Race.
The two of us