32 Tallahassee, United States
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My self-summary
Some may consider me to be something of a rascal (I can’t say they’re wrong). I’m a bit odd, but in the good way. I have a number of impressive super powers, which include but are certainly not limited to, “The Carlton” (executed flawlessly, I might add), creating card castles, whistling Bach’s D-minor concerto in its entirety, making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich, running away from dangerous things, and creating fake craigslist posts to thwart my occasional fit of boredom.

I assume you understand by now that my awesomeness knows no bounds.
What I’m doing with my life
I herd, catch, collect and categorize feral cats for a living. I say “for a living”, but I don’t actually get paid to do it. It’s more like a hobby...that I do all the time.
Still with me? You must be as bored as I am. I am currently an analyst for the goverment. Not a bad gig. Pays for my various adventures/hobbies. (As much as I love Uncle Sam giving me your hard-earned money to look at numbers for 40 hours a week, I honestly feel a life chasing cats would be far more satisfying).
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
The tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Fountainhead, Blindness, Carl Sagan anything, The Terror, The Rum Diary, Fahrenheit 451, On the Road, Life of Pi, Me Talk Pretty One day, Catcher in the Rye, Into the Wild, The Stranger, The Plague, Survivor, Perfume, The Martian Chronicles, Cat's Cradle, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Lord of the Flies, Haroun and the Sea of Stories

Away We Go
The Fountain
Let the Right One In
Armageddon (no judging. We don't judge here)

Adventure Time
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Being Human
Doctor Who
This American Life(I mean, radio counts, right!? RIGHT!?)
Always Sunny

Jenny Lewis
Department of Eagles
TV on the Radio
The Black Keys
Grizzly Bear
Nina Simone
Bobby D
Devendra Banhart
Cat Power
Bon Iver
Neutral Milk Hotel
Joanna Newsom
Sufjan Stevens

Indian food.
Hot Pockets.
Chinese buffets.(Om nom nom nom)
Anything messy, really.
Beer (Beer counts as food, right!? Beer!)
The six things I could never do without
1. Coffee
2. Music
3. Reasonably clean bathrooms
4. Books
5. Coffee
6. and Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time. People. Negative Space. Ideas. Creative Projects. Trips. The ever expanding Cosmos. Chewing Gum. Whether or not I put on deodorant. How a red panda would make a better house cat, than a house cat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Exploring local dive bars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play the banjo.

and that I have one of these:
You should message me if
...if you're bored like myself; you're a fan of beer, and would like to split a pitcher; you like board games; not allergic to pet fur; "Honey Boo Boo" makes your skin crawl; you laughed at least once; and/or you're a poor judge of character and think that I would be a really fun person to hang out with.