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My self-summary
I am the founding member of subreddit Snails.
I've always been from the best coast.


I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be

I'm a slow, hot burn.

And elderly women love me
What I’m doing with my life
I'm not going to over think this one.
Recently quite smoking tobacco as of 11/7/16
Activities Director at an assisted living center. I find this job so fitting.
I’m really good at
you tell me
The first things people usually notice about me
My roommate told me in a drunken stuper that he's never met anyone like me before. :/
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Alton and Hortense Ellis , Holly Golightly, Jonathan Fire*eater, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Wilco, Jimmy Buffet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Deus does not exist
But if he does, then I always notice him"

Twin Peaks, yeah I think about it a lot but its not weird


Dark Souls (probably one of the six things I couldn't do without)
On a typical Friday night I am
"By Friday, life has killed me." and then I work again on Saturday.
You should message me if
you have a cigarette
or want to get gins
The two of us