robertsdead
32 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I really like dressing up. If I can find the slightest excuse to wear a suit. I'm wearing a suit.

When I grow up I'm going to be equal parts Tom Waits, Jarvis Cocker, Nikola Tesla and Ira Glass.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally I'm a caregiver for developmentally disabled adults. It's a good gig.

In my free time I enjoy Crossword puzzles and record shopping.

I'm trying to write a graphic novel about out of body experiences but it's slow going. I spend a lot of time on youtube watching Morrissey and gothy post punk videos.
I’m really good at
Creating impossible jobs. Convincing myself I'm a robot.

Keeping it goth.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well my beard is getting pretty big so probably that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like punk music and country music a lot. Of late I have been listening to a lot of The Replacements, Crass, Morrissey, From Ashes Rise, lucero, Modern Life is War, Charles Bronson, Scott Walker,Struggle, Swing Kids, Undertow, Angle Hair, Jawbreaker, Townes Van Zandt, Archers Of Loaf, Drive Like Jehu, Three Mile Pilot, Morrissey, Unbroken, Defiance Ohio, The Kinks, Chuck Ragan, Jejune, Whiskeytown, Against Me! and The Felice Brothers, Cold Cave, Death of Lovers, Bauhaus, the chameleons

I like Charlie Chaplin movies and Jurassic Park.

I also enjoy books, particularly those of Haruki Marukami, Cormac Mccarthy, Edgar Allen Poe, Marcel Proust, Jean-paul Sartre, Albert Camus Michael Chabon, T.S. Eliot, and Rene Dumal. Honestly I'd rather be reading comic books.

As far as food goes I'm psyched as long as it's vegan and doesn't have nuts or pickles. Mainly burritos and sandwiches. I really like pie as well.
The six things I could never do without
I'm pretty good at keeping it simple. My cat, a burrito and a record player and I'm pretty well set.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Turning any of the following into a career:
Paleo-astronaut
Storm chaser chaser
Wizard drug dealer
Robots in the midst of exisistenisial crisis'
On a typical Friday night I am
Classing up the joint.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get mad when I realize I can't go to Hogwarts or Starfleet Academy.

I guess I'm into fictional schools?
You should message me if
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