-Trying to steal food out of the vending machine and getting my foot stuck.
Silicon Valley, Mr Robot, Bloodline, Rick and Morty, Better Call Saul, The Knick...
I'm vegetarian, but I don't care if you are. Feel free to eat a horse in front of me.
-Gallons of coffee, which I take intravenously.
-Running, I have to find some way to dull the pain of everyday existence.
-The Interwebs, It's where I get my power.
-Why am I not making cool shit?
You have a dog.