36 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
I attended Space camp when I was a kid. Twice, actually. Jealous?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a freelance animator or a career criminal. One of those is true.
I’m really good at
-Learning how to do shit. I'm an information junkie.

-Trying to steal food out of the vending machine and getting my foot stuck.
The first things people usually notice about me
That if I remove my glasses, I look like Elijah Wood.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I tend to read/watch shit that's really funny or really dark.

Silicon Valley, Mr Robot, Bloodline, Rick and Morty, Better Call Saul, The Knick...

I'm vegetarian, but I don't care if you are. Feel free to eat a horse in front of me.
The six things I could never do without
-My specs
-Gallons of coffee, which I take intravenously.
-Running, I have to find some way to dull the pain of everyday existence.
-The Interwebs, It's where I get my power.
-This video
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How to make cool shit
-Why am I not making cool shit?
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking at a friend's house, then wandering around the streets at 3am, trying to find a way home, wishing my helicopter wasn't in the shop.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've had stitches in interesting places.
You should message me if
You like breakfast food.

You have a dog.