34 Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
I have never successfully met someone "significant" online. There's something disingenuous and backwards about this way of meeting people.

My expectation is that I would only get along with someone who finds themselves at a similar level of exasperation with online matching algorithms.

That said, I'm also not really seeking anything or anyone. My life is not unfulfilled without a relationship, and I'd wish the same for anyone else who might find me appealing.
What I’m doing with my life
Being Andy Kaufman.

Releasing an app that helps users of psychoactive drugs trip more efficiently. Google Play Store "Catnip".
I’m really good at
Taking out too many library books.

Naming cars.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've never inquired.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
No favourite anythings.
The six things I could never do without
A thing that gives me six more things. The genie paradox.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Monkeys, robots, dinosaurs, in that order.

If there is historical precedent for hipsters. And if not, who's to blame?
On a typical Friday night I am
Acting atypically.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If the opportunity arises, I will act in pornography.
You should message me if
You want to. Isn't that why this site exists? I don't get this box.