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My self-summary
Hello there! Welcome to my amazing OK Cupid page! Prepare to be dazzled.

I love live music, good parties, anything with robots and zombies, fart jokes, napping, video games, and I will write you a haiku if you ask. Oh, and I am a big nerd. A Comicon volunteer (Minion), amateur Ancient Alien theorist, Star Wars collector, comic writer, zombie makeup artist.
I am interested in finding someone fun to be around that is just as comfortable in a smelly, greasy dive bar for a show as she would be flopping on a couch watching some cheesy horror flick. Humor is the most attractive feature I find in a woman, someone who can spend an entire night without saying anything serious is frigging hot.
What I’m doing with my life
Challenging myself has been the focus of life these days. I have become hooked on pushing my limits and becoming a stronger person for it. There has been this unbreakable compulsion to take this thing called life by the antlers, wrastle it to the ground and show it who runs Barter Town!
I’m really good at
lifting things
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, they're like a bubble bath for the soul.
My wash basin abs.
I also have an ass you can throw quarters at.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite
Stephen King's Dark Tower series, Fletch, Zombie survival guide, How to talk dirty and influence people, Night watch trilogy.

Preacher, DMZ, Transmetropolitan, Chew, Rotten, Walking Dead, X-men, Saga, The 6th Gun, Watchmen, The Goon, Proof.

Kids in the hall: Braincandy, Princess Bride, Let the right one in, Evil Dead, Shaft, Scott Pilgrim, Kick-Ass, Dead-Alive, Brick, Ip Man, Oldboy, Cristopher Nolan's Batman movies, Zatoichi, Boondock Saints, Seven Samurai, Bubba Ho-tep, Yojimbo.

Community, Trailer Park Boys, Whitest kids u know, Ancient Aliens, Robot Chicken, Firefly, Walking Dead, BSG, Kids in the hall, MST3K, The State, No Reservations, The Daily Show.

Floater, The Resets, NOFX, Oingo Boingo, Mc Frontalot, Del, Manowar, Public Enemy, Hall and Oates. A Gun That Shoots Knives, Mc Chris, MC5, Iggy Pop, Japanther, Wu-tang, Guitar Wolf.

I am a barbecue wizzard, there is none better.
Six things I could never do without
A good book
my cat, Cherry Berry Poopiepants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombies, and how to survive them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something very secret.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like Ben Folds...
You should message me if
You need a little dose of awesome in your life.
A scene DOES NOT determine who you are.
You know who Ken Marino is.
A night of nachos and MST3K sounds like time well spent.
You like the idea of christmas caroling in July.
I can paper mache your head.
If you duckface... ALL THE TIME!!!!
The two of us