I love live music, good parties, anything with robots and zombies, fart jokes, napping, video games, and I will write you a haiku if you ask. Oh, and I am a big nerd. A Comicon volunteer (Minion), amateur Ancient Alien theorist, Star Wars collector, comic writer, zombie makeup artist.
I am interested in finding someone fun to be around that is just as comfortable in a smelly, greasy dive bar for a show as she would be flopping on a couch watching some cheesy horror flick. Humor is the most attractive feature I find in a woman, someone who can spend an entire night without saying anything serious is frigging hot.
My wash basin abs.
I also have an ass you can throw quarters at.
Stephen King's Dark Tower series, Fletch, Zombie survival guide, How to talk dirty and influence people, Night watch trilogy.
Preacher, DMZ, Transmetropolitan, Chew, Rotten, Walking Dead, X-men, Saga, The 6th Gun, Watchmen, The Goon, Proof.
Kids in the hall: Braincandy, Princess Bride, Let the right one in, Evil Dead, Shaft, Scott Pilgrim, Kick-Ass, Dead-Alive, Brick, Ip Man, Oldboy, Cristopher Nolan's Batman movies, Zatoichi, Boondock Saints, Seven Samurai, Bubba Ho-tep, Yojimbo.
Community, Trailer Park Boys, Whitest kids u know, Ancient Aliens, Robot Chicken, Firefly, Walking Dead, BSG, Kids in the hall, MST3K, The State, No Reservations, The Daily Show.
Floater, The Resets, NOFX, Oingo Boingo, Mc Frontalot, Del, Manowar, Public Enemy, Hall and Oates. A Gun That Shoots Knives, Mc Chris, MC5, Iggy Pop, Japanther, Wu-tang, Guitar Wolf.
I am a barbecue wizzard, there is none better.
my cat, Cherry Berry Poopiepants
A scene DOES NOT determine who you are.
You know who Ken Marino is.
A night of nachos and MST3K sounds like time well spent.
You like the idea of christmas caroling in July.
I can paper mache your head.
If you duckface... ALL THE TIME!!!!