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My self-summary
last night i was babysitting two girls that turned themselves into two grey cats. when the mother came home i couldn't stop dropping things and falling down. i was pretty embarrassed and that was just a dream!
my actual life isn't far from that. weird things are always happening and gravity is never on my side.

ALSO: that awful profile name is from a decade ago. I apologize for what my 21 year old self was thinking.
What I’m doing with my life
my life mostly consists of playing music in private, drawing character sketches, climbing things, hiding well, listening hard, waiting for marvelous things to happen and drinking a whole lot of wine.
I’m really good at
doing the rap from tlc's 'waterfalls'. left eye my angel homeslice.
The first things people usually notice about me
my mad dance moves or mismatched outfit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- Currently I am rereading Jesus' Son by Denis Johnson. I'd marry that book if I could.

- GREY GARDENS, jackie brown, beyond the black rainbow, harold and maude, DOGTOOTH, welcome to the dollhouse, CUBE, silkwood, jurassic park, labyrinth, pretty in pink, MEET THE FEEBLES, all the real girls, adventures in babysitting, SUSPIRIA, rushmore, anything starring crispin glover.

- PEEP SHOW, game of thrones, TWIN PEAKS, wonder showzen, girls, tim and eric, rocko's modern life, broad city

- cocteau twins, david bowie, edwin starr, boards of canada, blonde redhead, TLC, the cramps, doris day, kanye west's Yeezus, fleetwood mac, solange, and everything else that isn't awful.

- avocados, pudding, pudding made from avocados, chocolate, quail, celery root, proscuitto, and carrots are my favorite snack. Notice I didn't put pizza...? ;)
Six things I could never do without
music. nature. conversation. cat. bicycle. puppets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the dream i had last night and probably the solar system or ghosts.
On a typical Friday night I am
TGIFing!!!! Just kidding. I work at a cocktail bar, so you know where i gun be, son.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a wig collection on standby, for those times when pals get drunk in your kitchen and allow you to take photos of them wearing wigs.
You should message me if
... Listen! I just want to hang out with some gosh darn lovely ass people that smile often and laugh at themselves and tell good stories and that don't care how cool they look or how many people they know. Ya know, folks that don't judge too harsh, that don't let their obsessions define them, that are accidentally hilarious, and that may be shy but are brave enough to take some gosh darn risks!

Also, it's okay if you're homeless but please know that a 'hangout' is not an invitation to bring your sleeping bag!
(You'd think that would be a given...)
The two of us