I like cartoons and games and all sorts of stuff that I should've grown out of when I was a little. Graduating from college was the worst thing that ever happened to me.
I like video games, beer, and riding my bike(s)! DO YOU LIKE THESE THINGS AND MORE?
I like vinyl, PVC, shiny things, glasses, piercings, and loud hair colors on girls, I don't like dancing, LARPers, anyone with a 'Fursona', the missionary position, stupid hats, breakfast cereal mascots, or shots fired in anger. Smoking is a deal breaker, cut that shit out.
Despite all that, I don't take much seriously. I think you can find humor in everything, even yourself, and people who never laugh or make a good "your mom" or "that's what she said" joke when the opportunity arises are the kind of people I avoid.
I'm a pragmatist, almost to a fault. I eschew fashion for function, am artistically devoid, and lack the whimsy of my forefathers. Everything I have, own, or do serves a purpose (at least for me). I guess that might make me boring to a lot of people, but I'm the problem destroyer and I can bail you out of anything. I realize that this might seem hopeless and weird, but I like people that challenge me and am open to new things.
I am old, cold, and covered in mold
I'm now at the age where most of my friends are getting married and/or putting babies up in girls and it's really cutting into our quality time.
I ride a motorcycle and it is really just.... just super.
In bed by 10. Fuck work.
My private life is a lot stranger than I care to talk about in public, sooo.....
I like beer a lot and hanging out with people who also like beer. Do you like beer and know where good places to hang out are? GET AT ME.
I like getting random messages from random people. Message me at all costs.
You shouldn't message me if: You like ICP. You like ICP (intentional duplicate to make my point). You have a Taz tattoo anywhere on your body. You own an oversized sweatshirt with Tweetie Bird on it that wasn't used in a Halloween costume. You go out for a nice meal and always order spaghetti. You wear pajama pants in public more than once a year and don't have cancer. You even consider voting Republican. You think you have an "old soul" - new souls only!
I'm taken, but I like to look at the ladies and shoot the shit with people; so here I am.