40 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
I am a baby giraffe. My feet are like little tea cups. I have a long neck which allows me to feed upon the leaves of the forest canopy. I have two flesh covered bony protuberances called ossicones that sit atop by head and one day I’ll use them in mating rituals. I am a baby giraffe.
What I’m doing with my life
Making friends with people’s pets. Watching every movie. Making paintings when I feel like it. Trying not to die in an embarrassing or painful way. Talking to the smart people, and pretending to listen to the not smart people.
I’m really good at
Feeding raccoons in Golden Gate Park. They know me, and I know their ways. Some people say not to do it, but who cares what other people think when you’re making friends with a family of bandit ringtails? Certainly I don’t.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am handsome and kind to animals.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A note on the meaning of the word favorite. I see lots of people typing multiple answers to each thing. By definition you cannot have more than one favorite book or movie etc. Favorite means you favor this one thing over all other things. Now that that is out of the way:

Book: The Geography of Nowhere- "eighty percent of everything ever built in America has been built in the last fifty years, and most of it is depessing, brutal, ugly, unhealthy and spiritually degrading."

Movie: The Right Stuff- About the Mercury Seven astronauts. When men were men and looked like Ed Harris and Dennis Quaid and Sam Shepard.

Show: Dog with A Blog. Not really.

Music: Neil Young-He's from a town in North Ontario. He wears a poncho and put an electric motor in an old Chevy.

Food: Japanese-From the island of Japan. Where the people love robots and Maru the cat.
The six things I could never do without
1. The #1
2. The #2
3. The #56
4. Lists that provide insight into my personality
5. Anyone who say “Netflix” please don’t contact me. I like Netflix too but really you can do without it.
6. In all sincerity, you. Whoever you happen to be. That person who I want to spend all my time with and that makes life worth living. The person I will defend like a grizzly bear defends her cubs for as long as I can.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Those Habitrail hamster enclosures with all the connecting tubes and stuff. I think about making entire cities of them.
On a typical Friday night I am
I will be wearing highwater bellbottom widewale corduroy overalls, a paisley flannel shirt, an ascot, and a Tyrolean yodeling cap just to go to the Wallgreens. You always have to dress for success.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The kinkajou's slender five-inch extrudable tongue helps the animal to obtain fruit and to lick nectar from flowers.
You should message me if
you want to be rowed around stow lake and throw stale bread at families of adorable duckies. Taken for a picnic in the botanical garden amongst pissed off geese and aggressive squirrels. Day tripping to flea markets or estate sales or anywhere else that has cool junk. Hiking anywhere in Marin or further north. You are someone that is not drama or stress inducing, is self aware, generous, and thoughtful.