32Littleton, United States
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My self-summary
Get to know me, I'm one of the last nice guys left on this planet.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working my ass off now so I don't have to later in life.
I’m really good at
Laughing at myself.
Making Mac and cheese.
Noticing random weird things.
Breathing air.
Fixing things ( I'm good with my hands)
Being an uncle. And lighting my farts on fire.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a gap. And I can't stop showing that beauty off. ( I smile a lot)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must lead." - Bukowski
Six things I could never do without
Pizza parties, iced tea, coffee, cereal, my hands, hot showers on a cold day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people do the things they do. And it drives me crazy when you ask a girl to describe herself she replys " I'm a fun loving person." Who the fuck isn't? Haha. I think we are all aliens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Whatever the universe has in store for me. I'll drink but won't drink and drive so if we are going out prepare to über it. ( I've had a DUI, shits not cool.) Or I keep it cool and hit the gym or read. Lighting farts on fire.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im divorced and I can light my farts on fire.
You should message me if
You can take a joke and you aren't full of yourself. If you are a real person and are who you say you are. If you want a new friend, Message me.
The two of us