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My self-summary
People are awesome.


##> Here's a treat - a picture of me without a shirt on: - Don't be scared. Go on. Check it out. Fine. Don't look at it. You don't know what you're missing. ##

I have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge, and over the years, have learned so much about music, art, logic, human psychology, history, anthropology. Teach me something new.

I have my life together, I know what I want, and live life as an old soul, while laughing at everything. EVERYTHING.

I need more hockey. I understand that this is Sharks town, but I was indoctrinated to love the LA Kings for years. So wooooo Kings. Wooooo.

I'm fascinating because I choose to be.


I am told I'm deep and deeply complex. I think that's pretty cromulent. Kwyjibo.

Operate with consentual, respectful non-monogamy.
What I’m doing with my life
I used to perform on Broadway - dancing, singing, the whole thing. Now I'm doing tech like stuff in the Bay. But I think there's something romantic about the Gypsy life.

Crossfit and Adventure racing. Surfing and beaches.

Also weird adventures and probably doing the splits at Karaoke.
I’m really good at
Deconstructing everything.

Somehow, I know the first names of the group "Color Me Badd" from memory.

You're, your, there, their, they're.

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The first things people usually notice about me
The dance party that usually erupts around me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
People list hundreds of things here. Here's the quick blast:

Cat's Cradle, Under The Banner Of Heaven, lots of non-fiction. And The Four Agreements.

Shawshank Redemption, Back To The Future, Moon.

Mr. Bungle, AC/DC, The Darkness, Earth Wind & Fire, Beastie Boys, Journey, Hall and Oates, Ben Folds, (older) Metallica, The Mars Volta, The Aquabats. And now... Dubstep WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB.

The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Family Guy, Adventure Time.

And a LOT of Doctor Who now.

Lots of podcasts: NPR, The Bugle, and GiantBomb.
Six things I could never do without
1. A Nitrogen & Oxygen mixed atmosphere
2. A temperature habitable for a human
3. Water
4. Nutrition
5. Human interaction
6. The Barry Gibb Talk Show
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How so many girls want to "travel", but I haven't met one who has made it specific to "time travel".

Why people often define their lives and personalities on external things rather than letting it come from within. Like, how some people want to be artists, and have to make sure everyone knows that they're an artist, rather than just making cool shit.

Oxford commas and sexytime (sometimes with oxford commas).
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing on tables.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once a year, I perform in a strip show.

I also am not a big fan of cheese, which to some, is like saying you kill babies. I like a little cheese, jeez. Give me a break.

I don't have any tattoos, but I'd like some. But I probably won't get any because I'd get bored with it after a short while. That's why temporary tattoos are rad.
You should message me if
Typing "u" as opposed to "you" is a major turnoff.

You're vibrant, outgoing, a conversationalist, and confident. Snarky or well versed in the art of snark is welcome as well.

I'm attracted to people who work on themselves as humans: how we can all be better, well rounded folks.

I like people with passion, drive, and direction.

I get along with Republicans, but I will not date one.

I'm not looking for floaters, or people whose hobbies ONLY include "drinking with friends". Life is meant to be rocked. Looking for someone to do wild, fun things with.
The two of us