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My self-summary
ain't claimin' to the dopest, I just want to be noticed. 49% motherfucker 51% sonofabitch. Born to be a cult leader. This internet dating shit is kinda weak, and disappointing. I want someone who will smoke mad spliffs with me and go to the ballet with me, or down for a surf safari.
What I’m doing with my life
Im a man of many trades. Currently trying to make it as a professional tattoo artist specializing in making traditional tattoos, cuz goddamnit bold will hold. Got a little farmers market side hustle thang... Doing classic automobile restoration also, and I do pinstriping & paint signs... Volunteering at my local foodbank. Proving these motherfuckers worng. Talking to weed plants, and a cat...a teenage anarchist 10 years later, trying to figure out the differences between growing up, selling out, and death, and when the lines became so blurred... Liberation or Starvation?
I’m really good at
Being a professional player hater, smoking spliffffs, growing plants, art, procrastination, loving to be hated, listening to peoples problems, being passionate and standing up for what I believe in. Solidarity. killing the fuckin cypher, being reckless, eating weak emcees for breakfast. making excuses. not giving a fuck. Getting hit on by old ladies, and butch lesbians. shoplifting from corporate chain stores. Not talking to police. Getting over shit. Giving everything I own away. leaving. Quiting my job. Relating. Looking at the big picture. Fighting bourgeois morals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get alot of comments about the way I dress- like a grandpa on a 60s beach party surf safari but covered in tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Breakfast of Champions,Cat's Cradle, Kitchen Confidential,Portland Confidential: Sex, Crime, and Corruption in the Rose City,1984, Rum Diaries, Notes of a Dirty Old Man, The outlaw bible of american poetry, Guns, Germs, and Steel, American Gods, Please Kill me. Chomsky on Anarchism.

Pink Flamingos,La Haine, L.A. Confidential, Blue Velvet, Mystery Train, The Choppers, Wild Guitar, The Nasty Rabbit, The Wild one, Down By Law, The Decline of Western civilization, Suburbia, Man with the screaming brain.... Too many to name, I like JD Flicks, 60's Biker Flicks, B-Movies, Beach Party/ Surf Flicks..

American Hardcore/Rockabilly/Skinhead Reggae/ Folk/ Delta Blues/ R 'n'B/ Soul/ Garage/ 90's WC rap/ Surf/ Lots of Smiths/Morrissey, The Church, Gun Club, The Cramps, and lots of HipHop instrumentals, ramshackle glory/johnnyhobo.

Food? I'm a burnt out cook. So i'm picky. My favorites, are French, Cajun/Creole, and Hawaiian.
Six things I could never do without
Weed, Skateboarding, Art, linguistics, punk rock, coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Skateboarding. Lettering/letters-from graffiti to Signs, Art, Sex, and Dying in High society, Horticulture.. If freedom means doing what you want, dont you gotta know what that is, not just what it isnt? The industrial prison complex. Institutional racism. White priviledge, societal gender roles, feminism. Definitions of words, and how to articulate what im trying to say. How Orwell was right. Comsumerism, and our throw away culture. The bourgoise. trying to find the beauty in everthing, in a world of ugly. Why? If freedom means doing what I want, don't I gotta want something? Surfing. what the hell's wrong with me?
On a typical Friday night I am
duh, trying to takeover the world.
You should message me if
You don't suck, are and can be a real person. im not trying to get into your pants, not that i wouldnt given the chance, but thats not my perogative...
The two of us