I'm a total geek and an all-around average guy. I'm not too deep or philosophical. I don't read much or watch deep movies. I have no "scene" and don't use the word "queer," as I don't feel strange or different (totally cool if you identify as queer--it's just not me). I'm not obsessed with my appearance. I'm mostly just laid-back and fun/carefree. It's sad that in the gay world we have to specify that we're "drama-free," but so be it. I'm drama-free and also lean towards the masculine side. Oh, and gay bars are THE WORST.
I may not be "fit," but I'm in good shape with a slight beer belly (comes with the bartending territory). It's not going anywhere anytime soon, but I don't think I'm by any means unattractive because of it.
That being said, I like beer.
Hide your kids.
Hide your wife.
That being said, I'm broke. Any sugar daddies out there? ... ?
Love music like Kate Havnevik, Ingrid Michaelson, Natalie Imbruglia, Alanis Morissette, Sia, Janelle Monáe, Brazilian Girls and Imogen Heap, as well as classic rock like the Rolling Stones and David Bowie. I also like to rock out to Bif Naked. If I listen to modern pop, it's probably only Robyn, though my new favorite discovery is Kimbra...
Top Movies include Stigmata, Dogma, Labyrinth, Nightmare Before Christmas, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Star Wars (the original trilogy, not the new crap), Return to Oz, 10 Things I Hate About You, D.E.B.S.... just to name a few. Recently became obsessed with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind thanks to a trip to Montauk with my friend Jenn... she made go in February and made me watch the movie on the way up so I would understand the reason behind the adventure.
Books: Not many, but Tom Robbins is pretty damn amazing! Also anything Chelsea Handler. Also, the Hunger Games trilogy--OMG.
Food: BURRITOS!!! And Hot Dogs!! Also Spaghetti! Don't forget Buffalo Wings! And salads. And I'm pretty much willing to try anything. FOOD ROCKS.
I also love Norway. No particular reason. :)
I'll still love you if you're a vegetarian, as long as you don't judge me. I like my meat (insert penis joke here)!
Spicy Food (hot sauce Burrito, jalepenos--there's an inside joke)
Sex. Yes, I said sex. I'm not a prude...
(Family and friends are implied, by the way.)
Yeah there are 7. I couldn't choose!
Also thinking about how I really need more free time...
Also thinking about ideas for songs and stories and TV shows that seem to never happen...
Also wondering why there are so many hipsters...
Also thinking about your mom...
Also, if my beard/mustache grows too long, I chew on the hairs... That's a sign to trim. And maybe a little gross...
Also, I'm stubborn--to the point that when I was a kid, I swore I'd bring my teddy bear and baby blanket to college. I'm now 28 (29 by November 19), and guess what's still on my bed? Yep.