rodneytheturtle
27 Tucson, United States
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My self-summary
I'm Rodney

23

I like to do whatever makes me happy at the moment

I like to use words that don't exist in a dictionary

Cursing is pleasing to my ears, so I do shit ton of it.

I give no fucks about people's opinions about me. They aren't my business.

Rustling the jimmies of others is wrong, so I work to unrustle.

I don't listen to much rap. Most of it is bullshit.

I am not a stereotype, though, I do enjoy stereotypical things like fried chicken, kool-aid, and watermelon/watermelon flavored things

I love to talk about anything and everything. If I know about the subject I will share any knowledge I have. If I don't, I love to learn from other people

I'm looking for a friend first, and a girlfriend second. I believe that a good relationship has to have a good foundation of trust and friendship

I occasionally, VERY occasionally roll. It's something that I feel is a good thing when used and enjoyed responsibly.

I don't particularly like drinking. It makes people stupid. It's another occasional activity, and I don't get drunk most times.

I love love LOVE marijuana, not gonna lie.

I also LOVE psychedelics. Try them with me.

I have Crohn's disease. It's not life-threatening, only life-altering. It's not contagious. It's in control and in remission. I'll tell you everything you want to know about it as long as you ask nicely.

I'm a musician. I play several instruments and write my own music.

I'm a terrible artist. Can't draw or paint to save my life, but I enjoy doodling nonetheless.

I have a short attention span sometimes and it gets me into trouble.

I have many best friends. I don't believe in having just one because ALL of one's friends should be special to them.

When the world ends, and the zombie apocalypse begins, I have a contingency plan that involves using a Wal-Mart as a safehouse. Get in on it.

My sense of humor is kind of fucked up, kind of childish, and kind of sarcastic.

Philosophy is a secret passion.

So is poetry.

Not so secret anymore because I just told you.

yeah....

Also, this itself is a poem, though you may not see it.

Swag.
What I’m doing with my life
Health and school are my priorities.

Raving, writing tunes, and hanging with friends occupies my spare time, of which there is too fucking much!

Sleeping fits in there somewhere. I don't get too much of it. I'm a robot.
I’m really good at
Not bragging. That's what this section is for.

Get to know me, and you'll learn what I'm good at and what I'm not.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm quiet. Partly from shyness and partly from my addiction to observation.

I wear a lot of green. I love TMNT (bonus points if you know what the acronym is and if you can name them all.)

I'm very well spoken

My teeth are unusually straight/white

I have been told that I have a glorious mustache also. That, of course, is a matter of opinion. Not a fact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like many books, But my favorite is Green Eggs and Ham.

I like many movies, but my favorite is TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze

I don't watch T.V., I have netflix so I watch ALL the things!!

My mood controls my musical choice, so it differs from day to day.

Food is good, so I eat it.
The six things I could never do without
1.) living
2.) breathing
3.) loving
4.) eating
5.) Music
6.) human interaction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Energy.

Astral travel.

When mankind will evolve and begin to display amazing abilities far beyond what we could have ever imagined.

What my next new experience will be

How to be productive

cheese

balloon animals

thirst busters, and how circle k shouldn't have changed the name to polar pop. dumb.

Music

Unrustling the jimmies of the general population

sheeple

conspiracies

gnosis

truth

courage

power

wisdom

sleep deprivation and all the silly shit you go through after 3-5 days with no sleep.

meditation
On a typical Friday night I am
depends on the friday, really.

sometimes I'm raving and frying.

sometimes I'm raving and rolling

Sometimes I'm raving and sober

sometimes I'm raving mad

No matter what is going on, I'm always raving. Even after the weekend. I may not be at parties and raves, but I'm ALWAYS raving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not private. Ask and you shall be told.
You should message me if
You have the balls to do so.

If you don't have the balls to do so.

If you want to make a new friend.

If you feel like we would both benefit from an intelligent, friendly conversation.

If you like cartoons.

Fuck it, just message me. I don't care about match ratings or any of that shit. I just wanna get to know people and make new friends
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