I like to do whatever makes me happy at the moment
I like to use words that don't exist in a dictionary
Cursing is pleasing to my ears, so I do shit ton of it.
I give no fucks about people's opinions about me. They aren't my business.
Rustling the jimmies of others is wrong, so I work to unrustle.
I don't listen to much rap. Most of it is bullshit.
I am not a stereotype, though, I do enjoy stereotypical things like fried chicken, kool-aid, and watermelon/watermelon flavored things
I love to talk about anything and everything. If I know about the subject I will share any knowledge I have. If I don't, I love to learn from other people
I'm looking for a friend first, and a girlfriend second. I believe that a good relationship has to have a good foundation of trust and friendship
I occasionally, VERY occasionally roll. It's something that I feel is a good thing when used and enjoyed responsibly.
I don't particularly like drinking. It makes people stupid. It's another occasional activity, and I don't get drunk most times.
I love love LOVE marijuana, not gonna lie.
I also LOVE psychedelics. Try them with me.
I have Crohn's disease. It's not life-threatening, only life-altering. It's not contagious. It's in control and in remission. I'll tell you everything you want to know about it as long as you ask nicely.
I'm a musician. I play several instruments and write my own music.
I'm a terrible artist. Can't draw or paint to save my life, but I enjoy doodling nonetheless.
I have a short attention span sometimes and it gets me into trouble.
I have many best friends. I don't believe in having just one because ALL of one's friends should be special to them.
When the world ends, and the zombie apocalypse begins, I have a contingency plan that involves using a Wal-Mart as a safehouse. Get in on it.
My sense of humor is kind of fucked up, kind of childish, and kind of sarcastic.
Philosophy is a secret passion.
So is poetry.
Not so secret anymore because I just told you.
Also, this itself is a poem, though you may not see it.
Raving, writing tunes, and hanging with friends occupies my spare time, of which there is too fucking much!
Sleeping fits in there somewhere. I don't get too much of it. I'm a robot.
Get to know me, and you'll learn what I'm good at and what I'm not.
I wear a lot of green. I love TMNT (bonus points if you know what the acronym is and if you can name them all.)
I'm very well spoken
My teeth are unusually straight/white
I have been told that I have a glorious mustache also. That, of course, is a matter of opinion. Not a fact.
I like many movies, but my favorite is TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze
I don't watch T.V., I have netflix so I watch ALL the things!!
My mood controls my musical choice, so it differs from day to day.
Food is good, so I eat it.
6.) human interaction
When mankind will evolve and begin to display amazing abilities far beyond what we could have ever imagined.
What my next new experience will be
How to be productive
thirst busters, and how circle k shouldn't have changed the name to polar pop. dumb.
Unrustling the jimmies of the general population
sleep deprivation and all the silly shit you go through after 3-5 days with no sleep.
sometimes I'm raving and frying.
sometimes I'm raving and rolling
Sometimes I'm raving and sober
sometimes I'm raving mad
No matter what is going on, I'm always raving. Even after the weekend. I may not be at parties and raves, but I'm ALWAYS raving.
If you don't have the balls to do so.
If you want to make a new friend.
If you feel like we would both benefit from an intelligent, friendly conversation.
If you like cartoons.
Fuck it, just message me. I don't care about match ratings or any of that shit. I just wanna get to know people and make new friends