roflbunny
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My self-summary
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I’m really good at
Scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my long ears or fluffy tail
Six things I could never do without
Lists, irony, and arbitrary rulebreaking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Extradimensional space and its relevance to why gravity is so weak. Religion and politics fit in there too
On a typical Friday night I am
causing havoc with the peasants
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a psychic vampire from the future. I also like cats, tacos, electricity, and coupons.
You should message me if
-If you own an adult-sized bigwheels.
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