Haha ok so really....I’m an ***hole and I won’t open doors for you. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.
I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. I think you get the picture.
Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live), and I won’t sleep over.
OK girls, waiting for your emails…go ;)
p.s. please have a sense of humor
Book - Alice In Wonderland.
Movies - Wedding Crashers, Hangover 1 & 2, Grandmas Boy, Night at the Roxbury, Anchorman, The Breakup, Dodgeball, Old School, The Other Guys, Step Brothers, 300, all of the Chris Nolan Batman movies and the first Tim Burton Batman, Blade movies, the Breakup, Gladiator, Matrix movies, the Punisher, the Rundown, Tropic Thunder, Walk Hard, Undercover Brother...etc
Shows - Favorite shows: Dexter, Workaholics, Big Bang Theory, Wilfred, Sons of Anarchy, The League, Tosh.0, Talk Soup, Boss, True Blood, Homeland, Game of Thrones, the Office, Chappelle Show. Any real life criminal shows especially Forensic Files, Cold Case Files and First 48. True Blood. Homeland.
Me (cause then I wouldn't exist and that's bad for both of us)
...and don't take life (or this profile) too seriously
*Except what I'm doing with my life and my six things. Everything else is malarkey. :)