I love to cook, it's the best way I know how to comfort someone.
I think I'm funny. I crack myself up all the time.
I have a super cool 24yr old son. He actually likes hanging out with me still.
I'm still a toys-r-us kid.
I bartend so I'm great to have at a party.
I'm not ashamed to do karaoke.
Everything fascinates me I have serious shiny object syndrome.
I'm a movie junkie, almost no chick flix or romantic comedies though.
I tend to haver and when I haver I want to be the woman who's havering to you.
I'm unabashedly plump. I'm built for comfort and sometimes speed.
If I think of anything else I'll let you know.
I thought of one more thing I don't lie. I'm no good at it. If you want to know something just ask, I might not want to tell you but I won't lie about it.
The honesty gets me in trouble because my filter doesn't always work and I will usually say what I think. This is something most people think sounds good... but...I wind up mumbling sometimes because of the foot in my mouth.
I tend to be gregarious
boondock saints, tank girl, breakfast at tiffany's
henry rollins, system of the down, portishead
indian, thai, southern
my pocket knife
a good book
my spice cabinet
I figure you understand my son is a given
If you found the Worseman kids burrow owl.
If you just think I seem cool.
If you know the lyrics to sex and violence.
If you do message me and you have no profile picture I will not respond, feel free pm me a picture though. I'm not super shallow but I do like to know with whom I am flirting.