45 Lakewood, United States
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My self-summary
I just moved back home to Lakewood, Ohio from Maryland. I hope to make some new friends.

I love to cook, it's the best way I know how to comfort someone.
I think I'm funny. I crack myself up all the time.
I have a super cool 24yr old son. He actually likes hanging out with me still.
I'm still a toys-r-us kid.
I bartend so I'm great to have at a party.
I'm not ashamed to do karaoke.
Everything fascinates me I have serious shiny object syndrome.
I'm a movie junkie, almost no chick flix or romantic comedies though.
I tend to haver and when I haver I want to be the woman who's havering to you.
I'm unabashedly plump. I'm built for comfort and sometimes speed.
If I think of anything else I'll let you know.
I thought of one more thing I don't lie. I'm no good at it. If you want to know something just ask, I might not want to tell you but I won't lie about it.

The honesty gets me in trouble because my filter doesn't always work and I will usually say what I think. This is something most people think sounds good... but...I wind up mumbling sometimes because of the foot in my mouth.
What I’m doing with my life
Seeking aadventure.
I’m really good at
anything i'm patient enough to stick to for more than a week.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair
I tend to be gregarious
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
good omens, batman comics, breakfast at tiffany's
boondock saints, tank girl, breakfast at tiffany's
henry rollins, system of the down, portishead
indian, thai, southern
The six things I could never do without
my pocket knife
a pen
a good book
my spice cabinet
I figure you understand my son is a given
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make things better. What kind of things you may ask. Everything; food, my job, my kid being slightly more ambitious, cars, etc.... Then I get tired and just find something to distract me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or babysitting my super cute nephew. Once in awhile I go do some happy hour sushi followed by a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It would be against the 1st rule if I told you.
You should message me if
If you've thought of some fabulous adventure and you need an accomplice/alibi.
If you found the Worseman kids burrow owl.
If you just think I seem cool.
If you know the lyrics to sex and violence.
If you do message me and you have no profile picture I will not respond, feel free pm me a picture though. I'm not super shallow but I do like to know with whom I am flirting.