I always intentionally miss my turn on round-abouts, just so I can go all the way around.
I accelerate over humps and raised tracks in the road.
I splash every puddle of water I see collected on the side of the road.
I do doughnuts, race other cars, and refuse to use my breaks in tight corners...
I WILL sing to you, at you, and around you. Dancing sometimes joins the fun.
And I don't care if we're romantic or not, I'm buying you random flowers.
I'll run around my car to open your doors, not because my daddy raised me to think women are less capable, but because my daddy raised me to be kind to everyone.
If I think you're having a bad day, I WILL try to make you laugh and if I fail at that, I will offer my shoulder.
I don't shake hands...if you know me, we're hugging. If you don't know me, we're hugging.
Drop $300 on a night with a friend, even if we're not dating? Sure, as long as we have fun.
Random roadtrips to a hidden waterfall or beach or other excitement happen often, and I won't tell you where we're going until we're there.
I'm talking 2 am screw this rain I'm heading to the beach to watch the sunrise then driving back for work by 4, kind of roadtrips.
You know, the hey, I think I'd be fun to drive to Tuscaloosa wothout tickets to try and get into the LSU v. Bama football game because I happen to have a Saturday off, kind of roadtrips. (Spoiler alert, I got in... 40 yard line and 15th row... yes, it was awesome.)
Radiohead, Weezer, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Bob Marley, System of a down, Greenday, Pink Floyd...
A knights tale, V for Vendetta, Goonies, The Matrix...
House, Firefly, Psych, How I met your mother...
It says 6, but, I'm a rebel...
Coffee, and for that matter, tea
Actually, any body of water
Long boards, paddle boards, snow boards, any boards...
I love animals, roadtrips, and freedom. 'Cause, Merica! Lol.
But there's still so much more to see and explore and I'm still working at completing my greatest passions and dreams. I want to see and experience as much of this world as I can. I want to live freely with no regrets. I want to know when I die that I have lived a life of humility and passion. I want to give of myself and my time for the betterment of others. I want push myself to be the best person I can be.
And I want to share these adventures with someone who appreciates the frailty of life and and the uncertainty of time.
This is what I think about. But, being a romantic in the south circa 2020 seems to be proving quite challenging... I seem to be an anachronism; out of my time or place.
Are you only a fabrication of my psyche? Are you out there somewhere? Does such a woman exist?
Besides, is there any real reason not to? Men receive an average of 1 message for every 100 that women recieve (And a shocking 1 response for every 25 we send!!!). Whether you're looking for an interesting conversation, a fun adventure, a friend or someone to potentially date, I'm going to respond to all 20 of the unsolicited messages I receive this year.
On a side note, I'm not at all picky about the friends I make; the more eclectic, the better.
That said, I'm exceptionally picky about the women I will date. I've now spent my adult life dating Women who didn't share my sense of fun and it's always ended poorly.
So, being completely honest and open, we can date if:
Your soul is more beautiful than your countenance.
I want stimulating conversations that last through the night.
I need spontaneity.
I need someone who can:
Cuddle on the couch in sweats and no bra watching Disney Flicks on Monday.
Rock pearls, a floral dress, and heels for some midnight desserts on Tuesday.
Splash down a river/on a lake/through rappids/under a waterfall on Wednesday.
Pull on your boots and jeans and t-shirt and come horseback riding/mudding/4 wheeling with me on Thursday.
Hop in the car for a random roadtrip with nothing but coffee and each other on Friday.
Jam out at a live show/theatre/music on Saturday.
And, if I'm lucky, take me to your church and/or a Park on Sunday (and watch the walking Dead on Sunday night, of course)