44Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
i am well liked, fun, funny. love the beach and ocean. people watching and laughing. fresh to death. i have a zest for life. i can create fun just about anywhere. i get along with everyone from the homeless man on the corner to the CEO's of major corporations. My grandpa is my best friend as well.
What I’m doing with my life
deciding if i should live in bocas del toro. i enjoy new experiences. new people, new foods, new ways of seeing things.
I’m really good at
remembering jokes and petting babies. turning lemons into vodka and lemonade. also poker and other card games.
The first things people usually notice about me
my rosy complexion. and that i am smiling. and my machismo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
historical fiction, non fiction, Harlan Coben, Irvine Welsh, Michael Chabon, Yankees, Jersey Shore, Chelsea Lately, sushi, greek food, i like music that is dope fresh.
Six things I could never do without
i believe a man is rich in the things he can afford to leave alone.
but seriously, money, shake weights, milkshakes, roller skates, ab roller, and bling.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
starting my first protest. i can't stand how many people honk their horns in traffic in nyc when they are not moving as fast as they would like to. i can guarantee them that their noise pollution is creating a problem, not solving one. are you with me people? whew. i feel a little better now.
On a typical Friday night I am
popping bottles with models...or in my pj's with a snuggie, some fudge ice cream, and a copy of Not Without My Daughter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have a hairy chest and not so hairy head.
You should message me if
you are not crazy, you do not have kids, you like to laugh. if you are a good person, have confidence, and know the importance of punctuality...send a note.
The two of us