ME: Live in SF
YOU: Live in the area
ME: Male, Laughs a lot, enjoys "experimental cooking", works more than I should because I haven't mastered work life balance yet and I'm at a start up, enjoys the gym, movies are neat, I think nutella should be a food group, I can do a somersault, I know how to whistle, pretty darn awesome, I have a corny life goal "to leave every person, every situation, and place better than I found it". I am big into talking to my family and I am bummed that I don't get to see my nephews as much as I'd like to. I've been described as a goofball, and I would say that's pretty accurate, now that's not saying I'm incapable of being serious when it's needed, I'd just rather smile than frown.
YOU: Female, Laughs a lot, enjoys life, has some sort of sense of purpose (even if it's just "I want to continue my trend of being awesome"), have a hobby, a passion, employment or at least thinking about it, understand that 2 2 should almost always equal 4 except when it doesn't. Be kind, kindness is one of the most overhyped underachieved things out there. Enjoy life, it's made for living.
BONUS: As in good for one free beverage = What is your favorite thing to do in the area?
And if you've read this far thank you. I hope you have a fantastic day.