33 Fitzroy, Australia
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My self-summary
standard issue caucasian female. bad organisation skills. can't really cook. can't drive. date me lol

I'm not down to earth at all. if you don't reply to my text i will turn up to your house drunk at 3 o'clock in the morning crying and trying to break in. i hate drinking tea and doing craft. i hate bicycles, the beach, sunshine and parks. and cider, i hate cider.

I'm an ENFP, which means I'm an extrovert, very sociable, passionate about things and quite disorganised.

I'm just trying to find someone to give me driving lessons.
What I’m doing with my life
Not being a manic pixie dream girl. at this point i need to make that clear. i do not play the ukelele.

i do not identify as a "nerd". lol sorry

i'm a "social media strategist" for my day job... yes that is a real job and i will not hear otherwise. comedy.... previously radio and writing stuff, working in the "digital industry", blah blah blah i do freelance writing and stuff on radio sometimes.

I spend a few nights a week performing stand-up comedy.

I'm also a terrible DJ.

I’m really good at
spinning a yarn, finding something to do on a saturday night, putting red lipstick on without looking in a mirror.
The first things people usually notice about me
very short and probably in the middle of telling an elaborate story.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC - hip hop, R&B, techno, house, disco, pop music, garage, whatever....
I don't know, look at my Last FM thing
* if you own a Kings of Leon album released after 2004 or like the Red Hot Chili Peppers then we can't be friends.

BOOKS - I'm in a book club but i will probably be kicked out soon as I never go. UPDATE: they took me off the book club email list.

FOOD - all of it. i put sriracha hot sauce on everything.

MOVIES - whatever arty farty thing is on at the nova i suppose.

I'm currently obsessed with Orphan Black, plus I love Girls (edit: i wrote this a while ago and am now totally over this show), Inside Amy Schumer, broad city and Orange is the New Black... HBO things, funny things and some trashy reality shows. like, i really love The Bachelor. and endless clips of Simon Amstell on 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' on Youtube.

I have never watched a full episode of Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad. I am willing to budge on this if i found someone cool to watch it with.
The six things I could never do without
my rape whistle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life's existential questions... seriously no, just searching the deep web for dank memes mostly. and how i can get more twitter followers.

and why every guy these days has a huge beard.
On a typical Friday night I am
drunk, let's be honest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my middle name is Sheila.

um. i should probably mention I have a podcast about internet dating called 'Swipe Night' lol.
You should message me if
- you actually read my profile
- you like dank memes
- you like comedy and have a silly sense of humour
- you're not going to get all weird on me (don't make a joke about this. just don't ok)
- no man-babies