23 Chino Hills, United States
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My self-summary
Into space, politics, film, and Michael Fassbender. I like Mandarin collars, stand-up comedy, poke, and self identify as the in-vitro lesbian lovechild of Mia Wallace and Mindy Kaling.

My passions include ordering naan on grubhub, watching gay tear-jerker movies (sidebar: why is gay cinema always so sad?), drawing very detailed non-existent places, and trolling Republicans.

Most Compatible with: open minded (yet mildly aggressive) artsy types with a decent sense of humor and whole lot of patience.

Just a heads up: If you're obsessed with pretending to be straight, cannot deal with sarcasm, or expect me to carry the entire conversation, we are probably not a match.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently split my time between working for a Drug Policy/prison reform nonprofit and a law firm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Rage Against the Machine, Azealia Banks, and Washed Out <--- What does that tell you about me?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways to not end up looking like Donatella Versace.
How to consume nutrition-less shit without getting fat
When I'm going to acquire 1 or more gay friends to; do Sunday brunches, have game of thrones marathons, and explore LA with
When I'm going to casually encounter a suave bearded hipster with tats at my local coffee shop.
Why gay Republicans exist
Why people hashtag themselves on Instagram as #hot, #cute etc.
You should message me if
Please don't send me sexual messages, there are million other apps you can do that on. Also racial preferences are a huge turn off so please don't bother if thats your game.