My passions include ordering naan on grubhub, watching gay tear-jerker movies (sidebar: why is gay cinema always so sad?), drawing very detailed non-existent places, and trolling Republicans.
Most Compatible with: open minded (yet mildly aggressive) artsy types with a decent sense of humor and whole lot of patience.
Just a heads up: If you're obsessed with pretending to be straight, cannot deal with sarcasm, or expect me to carry the entire conversation, we are probably not a match.
How to consume nutrition-less shit without getting fat
When I'm going to acquire 1 or more gay friends to; do Sunday brunches, have game of thrones marathons, and explore LA with
When I'm going to casually encounter a suave bearded hipster with tats at my local coffee shop.
Why gay Republicans exist
Why people hashtag themselves on Instagram as #hot, #cute etc.