rossylives
31 Carmichael, United States
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My self-summary
I used to be a dopeboy. Now i'm just a dope boy. And last week I moved to California from Texas. Where, so far, I've spent my time darkening yogurt store doorways and not hating the weather. I explain things with Harry Potter, rap music and The Wire. And if you've got more to get off of your chest than a wet t-shirt, I might talk to you.

So be compelling.

...and don't be gross looking.
What I’m doing with my life
Grabbing it by the balls.

Also: waiting for the other shoe to drop.
I’m really good at
Saving money by flying private.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my mediocre goodlooks or that I'm annoyingly good at everything.
The six things I could never do without
Every assistant I ever had got sawed in half.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All manner of things. But mostly how to duck out of this broken country.
On a typical Friday night I am
Found amongst the huddled masses; rubbing elbows & knifing through traffic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm beginning to think I should have done drugs. I don't mean "more drugs", I mean "drugs". As in: at all.

Sometimes I feel like I really missed that boat.

Also: privacy is dead.

Also also: I'm much fatter than I appear in my photographs.

Also also also: my fuck style is buck wild.
You should message me if
You're a bad bitch.
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