27Beaver Dam, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a punk rockin, chain smoking, booze swilling son of a bitch. please don't take anything i say seriously... unless i'm serious. Life is short so i plan to have as much fun as possible, and that means everything is a joke, i will laugh at anything, and i'll pretty much try anything at least once maybe twice.

i'm really an easy person to get along with, or so i've heard... i don't really hate... well most people, and i am extremely non-judgemental, i will most likely try get to know you before i decide to not like you for whatever reason but to help you understand, things that i do not tolerate are as follows

Militant Religousness
Government Sponsored Genocide

I'm a very openminded outgoing, and friendly person, and don't be alarmed if our first meeting involves me hugging you intensely, while simultaneously yelling at the creepy old guy in the corner about what he's staring at...
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
pissing people off
cheering people up
hugs and snuggling
fixing cars
learning how to do things that take manual labor
not giving a fuck
The first things people usually notice about me
i talk... a lot
i flirt a lot.
i swear a lot, in public, in front of children and don't care

anything else i don't know you'd have to ask them yourself
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
heres an easier way to answer the music question

Poppy Z Brite is my favorite author of all time. I feel like that says enough.

i love b&w horror films, thrillers and chillers, comedy, and action, musicals, b grade movies, indie films. some favorites
Rocky Horror Picture show, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, SLC punk, without a paddle, Bio-Dome, Sweeny todd, Boondock saints, donnie darko, monty python, clerks 2, nightmare on elm st, night of the living dead, detroit rock city, the bone collector, soylent green, beetlejuice, Everything Is Illuminated

I've been listening to a lot of Folk-Punk and deathrock lately. Things like Pat the Bunny, Days n Daze, Christan Death, Bauhaus, Ghost mice, and Defiance Ohio. Otherwise i like a little of everything except for country, new rap, top 40 pop, and most of that new 00's "hardrock" shit like Nickelback and Five Finger Death Punch.
I like music that tells a story and shows real emotions, I've been known to listen to artists that can barely play their instruments and have terrible singing voices because of their lyrics.

i love Chinese, and Japanese, especially sushi, Mexican, Greek, But im a real sucker for a homecooked traditional ethnic meal
Six things I could never do without
a pack of marb reds
a not so witty comeback
ablity to speak my mind
Breaking rules
Your mom
and Free shit

And of course you know like the essentials of life and shit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the fucked up world we live in

music. and politics, hate, love, war, sex, myself, you,

Why we continue to let other people tell us how our lives are supposed to be lived.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probally having an existential crisis about my shitty life
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have a penis... O.o who would've thought? if you'd really like to know ask... i'll probaly tell you

um.. idk really whatelse to say here... if you really want to know just ask i'm not shy i will answer any question truthfully... ANY question doesn't bother me.
You should message me if
you are self confident, smart, funny, fun, and don't give a fuck
what others think about how you look/act, be yourself

i enjoy intelligent conversation and witty, thoughtful remarks and
dirty sarcastic, dry humor.

but after all that if you want to works too i'm not really
as much of an asshole as i'm sure this profile makes me seem, i can
be quite interesting and fun i promise
The two of us