38Rotherhithe, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Is this the part where I tell you how great I am and tell ya what makes me, me ?

Well I always think these things sound like a cookie cutter ads where we all sound exactly alike and nothing could be further from the truth

So is rather just chat to you and let you find out for yourself how funny witty an charming I am than tell you what to think of me

Just to clear it up.. im the one in the pink shirt in the photo
What I’m doing with my life
After being laid off in December I'm finally re joining the rat race as an internal sales assistant for a electrical wholesale company (please don't ask for me to get you a tv or a fridge.. Although I could ) we basically sell all the stuff electricians need like cable/sockets/ light fittings etc
I’m really good at
Being me ... I'm the best at Being me i know ..Used to play rugby and was very good at ( coulda gone go pro but injuries cut short my career )
Poetry ( yeah I know strange ..but true)
Making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd have no idea you would have to ask them ... But whatever it is is soon overtaken by my wit .. Charm and great sense of humour
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Far too many too list but

Book :apt pupil by Steven king
Film : usual suspects
Tv show : walking dead (can't go wrong with zombies)
Six things I could never do without
My iPhone
My kids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How well I would do if there was a zombie apocalypse
Why do crabs walk sideways
Why is nice tasting stuff bad for you
How much better this world would be if everyone was like shallow Hal
Recently started thinking about my obsession with zombies
Also how I can avoid conflicts on my sky+ (thank you for the plus1 channels)
If these percentages actually mean anything or they are some convoluted BS
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to have an imaginary friend when I was kid ...he was a tiny little dude called hair ...who used to live on my arm ....
You should message me if
You're up for laugh..looking for the one and like romance and all that stuff
The two of us