27Sheffield, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Oh God, what to type here?

I like to think I'm a reasonably sane, functional person. I dunno, let's see where the rest of this profile leads us.
What I’m doing with my life
I studied English and Russian at the University of Sheffield last year, before switching to English Literature at Oxford Brookes. My heart's still in Sheffield though, Oxford is dull. With any luck, I'll be transferring back to Sheffield in September (I know, itchy feet, right?)

I can't bear to change my okcupid location to Oxford, so it stays as good old Sheffield.
I’m really good at
On the useless end of the spectrum, I can offer you pointless trivia about old tv shows and terrible/awesome dancing to Meatloaf.

Ooh, I'm also a huge map geek. Maybe I should have done geography? Alas. I can point out pretty much anywhere on a map and identify most flags though. Useless skills ahoy! I can also read nautical charts since I joined the University Royal Naval Unit (fun fact!).

Oh, I'm pretty sure I'd be really good in a zombie apocalypse. Let's say that's my niche.
The first things people usually notice about me
My face, unless they hear me coming. If I've had a few drinks then probably my voice. If I've had a lot of drinks (or no drinks at all) then maybe my lack of clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll let the book/DVD shelf above my head do the talking.

Various Stephen Fry novels, the LoTR collection (not just the trilogy), Nineteen Eighty Four, A Wrinkle in Time, various Jack London novels, a few history and alternate history books. There's also a little book of calm and a brilliantly purple copy of Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging.

DVDs: Green Wing should be here, but I let a friend borrow it. There is Black Books, Doctor Who, Cowboy Bebop, various Nicholas Cage movies, random 90s action movies and The Lion King.

Music and food:
Well now if there was any food on my shelf then that would say a lot about me. There isn't, but I suppose on the right day there could be.
Music? Too much of a variety to list, it really depends on my mood. I have gotten into dubstep a lot recently though.
Six things I could never do without
The internet, my friends, tea, books, Bill Bailey and the occasional lemon cheesecake.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The end of the world and history. I digest postapocalyptic fiction (especially zombie stuff) like there's no tomorrow (oho!). History too. Alternate history fiction that ends in an apocalypse pretty much presses all of my buttons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Doctor Who? Next friday I might be poking around an abandoned building. Urban Exporing! Can't really call it a hobby since I've not tried it yet, mind you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I already told you I own Angus, thongs and full frontal snogging. I also told you that I'm occasionally naked, what more do you want?

Alright, I'll bite. Sometimes I-

Aw hell no. I gave you enough.
You should message me if
Pff, if you think I'm worth messaging? I'd do no less for you.
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