29 Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
NOT a hardened thug.
What I’m doing with my life
I grow stronger every day. Last year I was sick, but this year I'm iller.
I’m really good at
Being smart.
Internet Thuggery.
Dancing badly.
Surviving in nature.
Going Hard.
Preparing restaurant-quality food shirtless.
Stealing from the rich and keeping it.
The first things people usually notice about me
A chill in the room when I enter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: all of them, all the time. If you haven't visited the library in the past month re-examine your priorities and check yourself.
Music: the only tunes God would listen to; techno, drum & bass, rasta sound, metal.
The six things I could never do without
Exotic foods, opulent robes, and the finest menagerie of wild beasts.
Plus the six phylacteries scattered across the globe tethering me to this corporeal existence and extending my lichdom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Crushing my enemies.
Questioning the sanctity of property, and the validity of laws made by the rich to govern the poor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Inside my hobbit-hole relaxing or out dancing and getting lit or comedy option C: browsing OkCupid like you are right now haha pathetic
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once again, I am "NOT" a hardened thug.
You should message me if
-You are smarter than me (don't bs me I'll figure it out!!)
-You want to go dancing or chat or something. Meeting people is fun :)