30Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
NOT a hardened thug.
What I’m doing with my life
I grow stronger every day. Last year I was sick, but this year I'm iller.
I’m really good at
Being smart.
Internet Thuggery.
Dancing badly.
Surviving in nature.
Preparing restaurant-quality food shirtless.
Stealing from the rich and keeping it.
The first things people usually notice about me
A chill in the room when I enter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: all of them, all the time. If you haven't visited the library in the past month re-examine your priorities and check yourself.
Music: the only tunes God would listen to. Techno, drum & bass, hip hop, rasta sound, metal.
Six things I could never do without
Exotic foods, opulent robes, and the finest menagerie of wild beasts.
Plus the three phylacteries scattered across the globe tethering me to this corporeal existence and extending my lichdom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What kind of horrible parent lets their child live in squalor, poverty, violence and street crime associated with inner-city life in West Philadelphia until they are a junior in high school BEFORE remembering "oh yeah I have stable and affluent relatives who live in Bel-Air who can provide my son with the educational opportunities to be successful in life". How many times were you going to let your kid get jumped before you decided to act? Damn I gotta sit down and think this out for a sec
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually out dancing, otherwise inside my hobbit-hole relaxing or comedy option C: browsing OkCupid like you are right now haha pathetic
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Of course I want to Die Hard. I'm not going out flaccid that's for damn sure.
You should message me if
-You are smarter than me (don't bs me I'll figure it out!!)
-You want to go dancing or chat or something. Meeting people is fun :)
The two of us