34Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
Calm guy who is easy to talk to and enjoys being surrounded by my friends. I enjoy exhausting myself while attempting to be an athlete and bad jokes.

Boom, shortest self summary ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I work as a graphic designer for several news and sports stations. I also spend my mornings getting thrown around learning ju-jitsu and struggling to breath in crossfit classes :-).
I’m really good at
Being patient in frustrating situations. I also tend to be the one who keeps the peace among my friends, and I'm good at getting myself injured, mostly around my head and face. Its a rare gift.
The first things people usually notice about me
My intense five o' clock shadow at 9 in the morning.
Also, probably how goofy I look in my photos. I should probably put ones up that make people cringe a little less, but hey, at least you know what your getting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: Steak, bacon, and most other meats. I also like chocolate, but most people do.
Shows: Conan O'Brian, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Archer, Simpsons, Family Guy, Californication, any thing on adult swim.
Books: used to read a lot of Dean Koontz, guess I'm not much of a reader other than reading reddit, which takes up most of my work day.
Music: NIN, Metallica, Tool, A Perfect Circle, and a more but I cant remember the names. I also kinda like some dubstep, but only to piss off music enthusiasts.
Six things I could never do without
Running (physical activity in general), insulin, friends, family, diet coke (that one goes with the insulin), and a computer (wouldn't have a job without one).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future plans, such as getting a job that has normal hours and maybe what kind of superhero I would be.

Got my normal houred job. Still working on the superhero thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, reading random facts from the internet, and watching whatever fights are on, or playing on my computer at home if nothing else is going on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got someone else to fill out this profile for me. But I swear I came up with all the clever and charming words you are reading.
You should message me if
You like calm guys who walk around with stupid grins on their faces and laugh at dirty jokes at inappropriate times.

Also I have typed in one false fact about myself in this profile. See if you can guess which one it is.
The two of us