rubeyr
33 Lancaster, United States
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My self-summary
I'm loudmouthed inappropriate and fun loving. I like to embarass myself and other people. I like beer, writing, and stalking people on facebook. I'm sometimes given the opportunity to say whatever I want, like on a dating website, cauliflower.
What I’m doing with my life
mechanical engineering student learning how shit works so I can get paid to make shit work.
I’m really good at
Making Milkshakes and assigning things sentimental value. I can hold my breath and go back and forth underwater in some pools. I once caught a glimpse of a unicorn out of the corner of my eye but by the time I turned to look it had changed back into a mailbox.
The first things people usually notice about me
Loud, funny, how fast I can blink.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can't put my finger on the favorites. I'll just list the last of each that I enjoyed. Cats Cradle, Sunshine, Rubber soul, Steak.
The six things I could never do without
Family, Sleep, Technology, Hammocks, Humor, Cotton
I spend a lot of time thinking about
No heaven, No hell, living for today, no countries, nothing to kill or to die for, no religion, peace, Imagine that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making prank calls, wrestling zombies, cheating death.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shit myself in junior high.
You should message me if
You need help with a universal remote control, you need directions to a cool event and don't understand maps, for a straight razor shave, to finish a Rubix cube.
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