37Dallas, United States
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My self-summary
An ultra jazzy go getter with a raw talent for height. -People Magazine

Insightful, humorous, and a raucous good time. -NY Times

Despite the short attention span and overly active thyroid he actually has a knack for interesting conversation. -Some guy I made out with once at a house party

He drinks a lot of wine. -the cashier at Central Market

Eh- My Ex Boyfriend
What I’m doing with my life
I've been spending a lot of time trying to get my paper mâché biz "Mâché you'll be there" up and running. If you're interested in purchasing just tell me what you want, what you really really want, and I'll give you a 2 become 1 deal.

But in actuality I'm just working in improving myself and being the best self I can. I still have a lot of work, but I think what I have accomplished thus far is something to be proud of. I just started Bikram yoga and I'm really awful at it. Update: I gave up on Bikram. Maybe I'll do another form of yoga that's not so hot.

I'm also just trying to enjoy every moment and just enjoy what ever comes my way. I'm hoping a lifetime supply of wine is headed my way, but I won't hold my breath.
I’m really good at
Knitting, crocheting, and latch hooking. I placed first in my churches annual needle point competition, and I can cook a mean pecan pie. None of that is true, but I'm a pretty good cook, and I like to pretend I'm really good at indoor gardening.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. I'm 6'4 so I usually tower over most people. Then I guess the second thing they notice are my eyes, or maybe my face. I'll have to ask someone this question the next time I meet someone new. That shouldn't be too awkward.

Someone finally told me its my tattoos. So there ya have it folks, my tattoos are the first thing peeps notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Classixx, Goldfrapp, Cut Copy, Disclosure, Chromatics, Glass Candy, RAC, Millionyoung, Penguin Prison, Lana Del Rey, Duke Dumont, Holy Ghost, Appaloosa, SNAP, Elliphant, etc.

Books: Emails, text messages, Book of Mormon, anything by David or Amy Sedaris, and some other books I've read and stuff.

Food: I want to be buried with a pizza, love sushi, anything involving carbs, ice cream, and chocolate. Sadly I eat really healthy during the week so I give myself a binge day on the weekend. Right now I'm craving bear claws and a Reese's peanut butter cup blizzard from Dairy Queen. Hopefully we'll meet while I'm in a sugar coma.

I'm not really into watching movies or TV shows much these days. I have my favorites, but I'm positive you'll judge me so ill save that for later. Oh, I love 30 Rock and I'm devastated its over.
Six things I could never do without
1. iPhone
2. Music
3. Coffee
4. Family/Friends
5. Chapstick
6. Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Did I leave the oven on? I'm pretty sure I turned it off. Wait, was that yesterday? Maybe I didn't turn it off. I'm sure it's fine it's not like its gas. But my place is gonna be super hot though. What if I left the stove on?! I probably left something on top if it too and it's going to catch fire. Maybe I can call my property manager and have someone check on it? But my place is really messy and I would be mortified if they saw it. God I need to clean. I've been so busy with work, I just need to break down and hire a maid. Then I'll have to clean up before she gets there so that's a good thing. I need to buy new towels. I've had the same ones for like ever. Maybe I'll redo my whole bathroom. It could use some paint. Then I'll get a new shower curtain. I wonder if West Elm is having a sale. Target has some cute home stuff too though, and they're cheaper.......

It's like this in my head all day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Scouring the city for a new place to eat/drink/hang, or visiting an old favorite. Maybe jumping rope, or trying to finish up that Lisa Frank puzzle from 4th grade.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to tap dance for money.
You should message me if
You're down to earth, and have an incredible sense of humor. Great taste in music is a plus.
The two of us