29Ocala, United States
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My self-summary
Essentially looking for someone that has a pulse, was born with girl parts, and doesnt look like she could eat me and still be hungry!

Former college athlete- UNF Alumni- Small Business Owner - Local Running Club President.

If I was from Loompa Land I would be like Andre the Giant, all 5'7" of me. Love to exercise, camp, and tell horribly inappropriate jokes. I work and have a degree.

My ultimate dream is to K-Fed Miley Cyrus, because God knows she is a kid or 2 away from going Britney Spears Crazy.
What I’m doing with my life
I own a cell phone repair business and run a fitness related website.
I’m really good at
Getting Stuck in the friend zone.
The first things people usually notice about me
My enthusiasm for running or triathlon. Sometimes I let it take over my life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Rendezvous with Rama
2001: Space Odyssey
1984 & Animal Farm
Born to Run
Once a Runner

Anything Marvel or DC
Rocky (I , II, III, and IV)
Back to the Future 3
All the Diehard Movies

Game of Thrones
Always Sunny
Breaking Bad
Walking Dead
American Horror Story
Shark Tank
House of Cards

Music: I can listen to anything.....
Mayday Parade
John Meyer
Luke Bryan
ZZ Top

Chips and Salsa
Six things I could never do without
Cell Phone- Sad to admit, I'd be lost
7th Grade XC Jersey- It's where it all started
Denver Broncos Super Bowl Shirt - Thing has holes in it
Wallet- Kind of hard to leave home without it
Pants- I'm down to let it all hang out, just not publicly
My Sense of humor- I love to push the envelope.....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Success, but sometimes I think I am afraid to achieve it.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am probably asleep or am preparing for a Saturday Race
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I suck at reading signals.......
You should message me if
If you like to laugh at inappropriate jokes in horrible situations. If you want to go for a run or ride(cycling) knowing that you can maintain for at least 30 minutes. (not so much a chubby chaser) If you have goals and aspirations.
The two of us