Also, Fuck Donald Trump.
Listen, I'm sure being a poet isn't helping my case. Dudes who say they are poets are awful. I just happen to make some sort of living off of my art. My biggest claim to fame is that I went viral on youtube and imgur once.
Driving long distances.
Shouting at rooms full of people until they give me money.
shouting down nazis, online, offline, and on stage
Ranked #2 in haiku and #1 in dirty haiku at the world haiku deathmatch. I'm also very good at doing voices.
As far as music, I listen to Ska and indie, mostly. I have a lot of spoken word too, but thats kind of my trade. Driving affords me a lot of time to listen to audiobooks. I love the works of Neil Gaiman. My favorite book right now The Name of the Wind. I would recommend you read the book Dogs of Babel. I also read and listen to a lot of poetry .
I'm gonna be real. Online dating is a dumpster fire. You're not obligated to respond to me, or any of the other fuckbags on here.