Also, Fuck Donald Trump.
Listen, I'm sure being a poet isn't helping my case. Dudes who say they are poets are awful. I just happen to make some sort of living off of my art. My biggest claim to fame is that I went viral on youtube and imgur once.
Driving long distances.
Shouting at rooms full of people until they give me money.
shouting down nazis, online, offline, and on stage
Ranked #2 in haiku and #1 in dirty haiku at the world haiku deathmatch. I'm also very good at doing voices.
As far as music, I listen to Ska and indie, mostly. I have a lot of spoken word too, but thats kind of my trade. Driving affords me a lot of time to listen to audiobooks. I love the works of Neil Gaiman. My favorite book right now The Name of the Wind. I would recommend you read the book Dogs of Babel. I also read and listen to a lot of poetry .
I don't care if we like the same things... But... But... But.... I want us to HATE the same things. I hate the systems of oppression that bring down my friends. I hate white supremacy, mysoginy, homophobia, even if I benefit from them on a systematic level. I hate the xenophobia and nationalism that has infected this country. I hate the performative masculinity that makes men act like Douche bags and internalize their feelings (insensitivity to guard against sensitivity. Fuck that.) I hate for-profit prisons. I hate companies like Phillip Morris that make a profit off of death and addiction. I hate the oligarchal rule of the corporate class. I hate Donald Trump and everything he stands for. Those are the things I definitely could do without and have been trying to dismantle with art and outspoken action. Let us like whatever, but let us hate the same things.
I'm gonna be real. Online dating is a dumpster fire. You're not obligated to respond to me, or any of the other fuckbags on here.