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My self-summary
Ich bin ein Berliner.

I'm not that good at German, sorry. I understand spoken and written German somewhat, but I can't speak nor write in German myself.

Many men claim that all they want is a woman who's just like them, straight forward and honest, someone they can talk to. That's not true. In reality they do want that "feminine mystique". They like that they can't understand women, 'cause that's what makes them interesting. They like that they have to save their woman from spiders and open cans for her. Otherwise it would be like dating a mate, only with the addition of titties and a 'gina. You know it's true, so cut the bullshit, OK? However, if you are one the few men (if there even are any) who actually find the idea of dating one of your mates with those addition appealing, keep reading. If not, don't bother.

I dropped out of my university masters program last year but have at least some kind intention to take a degree. Some day... I'm looking for work, quite unsuccessfully (although I try damn hard!), so this fall means back to university, part time: prep course in German. And maybe business school...

I'm an extremely silly person. I often make jokes with different references that no one understands. Actually, I often make references to things no one's heared of...

I spend a lot of time on-line, looking at things on eBay, IMDb, wikipedia etc. I'm into art, music, movies, body modifications, literature, games, computers, politics (I'm a lefty) and society, psychology, philosophy, religion and a lot more.

I'm very pretentious, like to dwell in self pity and spend time feeling sorry for myself. Just so you know. ;-) .

I'm extremely lazy and procrastinate like no other!

I'm a grammar and spelling nazi (when it comes to Swedish) and as my English improves I often find myself overwhelmed with fascistoid feelings towards English speaking persons with poor sense of spelling and grammar. It's grammAr, not grammEr, mastUrbate, not mastErbate, etc, and there's a big difference between there, they're and their! Capice? (Italian doesn't count ;-)) I think I'm pretty ironic/sarcastic too, and have a somewhat twisted sense of humour.

I can be quite dominant and have a tendency to boss around when I want things done (my way) and I love to talk. However, at the same time I'm not very good at all with social gatherings and tend to freak out and/or try and hide.

Om du befinner dig på den här sidan förstår du antagligen engelska så pass bra att du kan läsa min presentation på engelska. Ja, så lat är jag faktiskt. :-P

I am intelligent, funny, and bitter
What I’m doing with my life
Not as much as I should. I'm thinking and day dreaming a lot about what I want to do. I'm looking for work like a maniac, trying to figure out what the hell employers are looking for in an application anyway... I'm not good with first impressions; I tend to grow on people...

I'm thinking about going to business school and start up my own company.
I’m really good at
English. :-P Mmm, I like to consider myself a good friend. I think I'm good at analyzing things, at least I enjoy it very much. ;-) I'm a quick learner, lucky me. I'm very good at cooking!

It's easier to say what I'm bad at. Why are these things always designed to only bring out the positive sides of a person?
The first things people usually notice about me
I have noooooo idea! That I'm big and loud?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mmm, I like to read working class literature. Like Jan Fridegård. I read a lot of different books, no particular author or genre really. But I have read a lot by Stephen King and Tony Hillerman. Stephen King is so underrated! Just look at how he portrays people, you can almost touch them they're so real. I enjoy books that have something interesting to say. My favourite book is 1984 by George Orwell. I looove textbooks, as well as art books, and I love dictionaries and encyclopedias a little too much. I love books, just for being books! I like to read lyrics too. In short, I like words. A lot.

I like dramas. I like American indie, British, Japanese and Chinese movies. I like war movies a lot. I like silly sentimental movies that make me cry. I laugh at Monty Python, Varanteatern, Beavis & Butthead, Jackass. I hate romantic comedy. I like Blade Runner and Terminator 2 a lot. Uhm, I like Ang Lee and Johnny Depp. I simply love movies. I try to see as many movies as I can, and if I had the time I'd watch at least one a day.

I like Depeche Mode,Nirvana, Slayer, Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein, Oomph!, Bauhaus, Pantera, Debussy, Tchaikovski, Cornelis Vreeswijk, Gary Numan, VAST, Otep, Butthole Surfers, Soft Cell, Robert Johnson, Leonard Cohen, Hole, Nat King Cole, Ministry, Patti Smith, Prodigy and loads and loads more.

I was a vegetarian for quite some time, but I now eat meat again and loving it. I like East asian cuisine, spicy food, vegetarian food, meat and more. I like to try new things and tastes.
Six things I could never do without
Apart from the essential hygiene products and water (duh...):

- Music

- Movies

- Books, dictionaries, encyclopedias and lexicons

- Technology

- Chewing gum
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life. Myself. Music. My future. The big questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home watching a movie or in front of the computer. I don't particularly enjoy going out, but I do enjoy private parties every once in a while with a few people that I know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a foot phobia, but am also a boot fetishist... :-S
You should message me if
If you're interested in a dorky girl who's not the prettiest and far from girly, but funny and interesting to talk with.

If you find bitterness and sarcasm appealing, write me. Now sod off.
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