57 Worcester, United States
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My self-summary
Am I on Candid Camera or part of a Pokeymon go game?

Yes, I smoke but only when alone (or with other smokers) and never in my house (or any house).

I like music, the beach, and everything else everyone mentions here that is basically meaningless without chemistry. I am secure and healthy emotionally, physically and financially. I want to be off line and find on line is the least social activity on the planet. I am simply looking for the one unique woman here who is genuine and wants to be off line with a genuine guy.

I see a lot of profiles complaining about not meeting anyone honest, genuine, having a job, a car, a place to live, etc.. I have all that - and a bag of chips :) Really, if you keep ending up with the same guys that don't work for you, perhaps you might consider picking me.

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
What I’m doing with my life
Travelling as much as possible. Making Scrabble boards and other things as well
I’m really good at
cooking, dancing, time management, packing a trunk
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile and offbeat humor
The six things I could never do without
Things that sustain life and humor. While There are things I "own", and don't want to do without, I could live in a cave with bad puns and be happy. As I read in an Isaac Asimov book once about humans evolving in to a dolphin like animal - "humans are still humans, when we are laying on a beach and one of us farts, everyone laughs" :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people on line are so inconsiderate of others. Why you have time to be on line and no time off line.
On a typical Friday night I am
Considering a lobotomy for being on line at all
You should message me if
you are looking to meet a great guy and get off line :) Really, if you aren't actually willing to meet someone, we aren't a match. This seems to be lost on most - perhaps because you don't read to the end. If you enjoy the email and text phase of being on line and resist getting on the phone and meeting - we are not a match!