57 Worcester, United States
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My self-summary
Am I on Candid Camera or part of a Pokeymon go game?

Yes, I smoke but only when alone (or with other smokers) and never in my house (or any house).

I like music, the beach, and everything else everyone mentions here that is basically meaningless without chemistry. I am secure and healthy emotionally, physically and financially. I want to be off line and find on line is the least social activity on the planet. I am simply looking for the one unique woman here who is genuine and wants to be off line with a genuine guy.

I see a lot of profiles complaining about not meeting anyone honest, genuine, having a job, a car, a place to live, etc.. I have all that - and a bag of chips :) Really, if you keep ending up with the same guys that don't work for you, perhaps you might consider picking me.

Since I hear a big thing women find when meeting men is height/weight surprise - I am 5'9", 165 lbs. If you want photographic proof I will provide one but only in the form of a bathroom selfie while holding a fish and sitting on my motorcycle wearing nothing but a Red Sox hat and a Patriots thong.

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
I’m really good at
cooking, dancing, time management, packing a trunk
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile and offbeat humor
The six things I could never do without
arms and legs
the planet
the sun
You should message me if
you are looking to meet a great guy and get off line :) Really, if you aren't actually willing to meet someone, we aren't a match.