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My self-summary
New to this town just like everyother dipshit, but im down with Rojo yea you know me (Rojo is a llama and pdx celeb)
What I’m doing with my life
Building up my ability to fast and attempting to live at least 120 years minimum
I’m really good at
Making breakfast: oatmeal with raspberries, walnuts, nut butter, raisins, coconut, maple syrup, and shit ton of cinnamon.
The first things people usually notice about me
thickness and robustness of beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: science non-fiction, about human nature and evolution mostly. If you know who EO Wilson is I'll assume you are the second coolest person ever.
Movies: Shawshank, Vanilla Sky, American Beauty
Shows: Vice, Vsauce, VVestworld
Podcast: Radiolab, Waking up with Sam Harris, Philosophize this, intelligence sq.
Food: Grass-fed meats, Crickets, and currently addicted to flax seed brownies.
Hobbies: mountain biking, hockey, American ninja warrior type activities, slack lining, and just sitting in the park.
Six things I could never do without
I'm going to flip this to the six things I could do without right away:
1. Spray tans and people with them
2. Styrofoam
3. Dumb cars that can't drive themselves.
4. Factory farming
5. Hydrogenated Vegetable/seed oils
6. Religious fanatics
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How we are the only species that could ever imagine taking on Mother Nature in a fight for control of the world. We may lose that fight, but what an amazing spectacle nonetheless.

Human 2.0
On a typical Friday night I am
Pedaling my bike and balancing between beers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I use my washing machine as my hamper and dryer as my dresser.
You should message me if
You want to bike, hike and then do some acro yoga in that order.
The two of us