As Elvis Costello once said, "I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused."
I like Motorik. I think that I would like to see a brawl between the staffs of the Media and 22nd Street Trader Joe's locations. I like grace. I like being from Alabama. I think dignity is more rare than the giant squid. I like Sun Ra and Iggy Pop. I wish I had a more perfect body and that I hadn't made some of those choices... I dreamt of Squeaky Fromme last night, which was simultaneously joyful and appalling. My religion is Louis Armstrong. I don't like obsequiousness and prefer dialectic relationships.
and a flower in my back pocket
And that's all that I am.