ryanrva531
35Richmond, United States
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My self-summary
Hi! You might remember me from instances such as, "Oh hey, it's that guy with the beard I saw in Joe's/Ardent/Lamplighter/etc. that one time."
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a professional writer by day. I guess I'm a professional writer by night too, but I'm usually done working by then. Which is nice, because writing all night would probably mess with my vigilantism...

I also like to lift heavy things, watch movies, and record podcasts about them. I haven't tried recording a podcast while lifting heavy things, but I'm open to it.
I’m really good at
-Writing, explaining things (aka job stuff)
-Dry/glib comments
-Walking
-Chewing gum
-Walking while chewing g--WOAH JEEZ
-Cooking things on the second try (first try is usually a crap-shoot)
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have the same hair/beard/glasses combo as someone you already know (as well as 50% of Richmond's adult male population). Sorry, I'm not him. No, it's okay, I get that all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm leaving this deliberately blank (well, blank besides THIS). I prefer learning about someone's tastes in movies/books/etc when we're face-to-face. Later, we can arm wrestle over our differences.
Six things I could never do without
- Glasses (literally blind without them)
- iPhone (an excellent rectangle)
- Coffee (just hook it up to my veins)
- Heavy things (to pick up, and then put back down, very nicely)
- Chuck Taylors (red laces optional)
- More coffee (seriously, just give me the IV already)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be a better writer, a better lifter, and a better friend. I'm already good at all of these things, but there's always room to grow.

Also, sandwiches.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends, really...could be out on the town, or seeing a movie, or just decompressing at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Boxer briefs.
You should message me if
- You enjoy the lifting of the weights and want to talk shop.
- You're making a short film about beards and want to film a close up of mine. This is seriously a thing that has happened to me before.
- The ice stone has melted!
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