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My self-summary
Hey, I'm Ryan and I'm awesome. An Oregonian, born and bred, I am a country boy that lives around the city. I am a pretty laid back type of guy yet, I don't mind working hard and getting my hands dirty. Whatever it takes to get the job done.

I am also a little bit of a nerd... Just putting that out there...
What I’m doing with my life
Living it. Being strong when I'm weak. Being brave when I'm scared. Being humble when I'm victorious. Most of all, I'm being bad ass everyday.
I’m really good at
Solving problems.
Paying attention to detail.
Fixing things.
Working with my hands.
Making people laugh.
Super Smash Brothers.
Polishing Boots.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a little short to be a stormtrooper.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- I read a lot, some of my favorite books are: Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Ender's game, Alas Babylon, Kitchen confidential, The works of Robert Hineline, Catch - 22, The Giver, Les Misérables, Lord of the Rings, Seven years in Tibet and 1984. I also like to read zombie books (I'm not a nut, I just find them entertaining), combat manuals, some comic books and manga.

Movies- I like all kinds of movies. Star Wars, The Boondock Saints, Braveheart, The Punisher, 10 things I hate about you, Top Gun, Iron Man, The Princess Bride, Kick-ass, V for Vendetta, Reservoir Dogs, The Big Lebowski, Blow, Raising Arizona, James Bond movies, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, Office Space, The Burbs, Dead Poet Society, Good Morning Vietnam, Nightmare Before Christmas, South Pacific, The Music Man, The Breakfast Club, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Casablanca, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Gran Torino, American History X, Bullitt, Edward scissor Hands, 300, everything with Cary Grant in it, Saving Private Ryan, Stargate, Pulp fiction, Death Proof, Shaun of the Dead, every Mel Brooks movie ever made, Surfs Up, The Love Guru, South Park, Real Genius and a lot more. Generally, I will watch anything once.

Music- I have a few favorite bands: Tool, Johnny Cash, NIN, Breaking Benjamin, Flogging Molly, APC, Bad Religion, The Ramones, M83, Dropkick Murphys, MC Chris, Metallica, STP, Pantera, Tyr, The 69 Eyes, Rammstein, Deadmau5, Mumford and Sons, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, The Killers, Bush, Goo Goo Dolls, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Eric Church, No Doubt, Anberlin, Slipknot, Drake, Wiz Khalifa, Mac Miller, The pillows, Alestorm, Kanye West, Kings of Leon, Jason Aldean, Beirut, Nekrogoblikon, Led Zeppelin, Weezer, Incubus, Flyleaf, T.I., Type O negative, AFI, Chevelle, Smashing Pumpkins, The Darkness, Panic at the Disco and so much more.

Food- I love food. You name it, I eat it. If I haven't had it before, I'm willing to try it. My favorites are sushi, beer, rum, cappuccinos, whiskey, curry, soba, pho, fish tacos, bacon, buffalo burgers, shawarma, anything spicy, steam buns (LOL), Pizza Schmizza, Burgerville and nutella. I don't like bananas though... I know, I'm weird like that.
Six things I could never do without
Duct Tape.
My knife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My purpose on this world...

What I'm going to do next.

Am I prepared if gravity reversed itself?

Parts I want to put on my truck.

Which is more painful; imploding or exploding?

If it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer. If that doesn't work, get a bigger hammer.


At first you don't succeed, necromancy is not for you.

Sexy things.

You know, stuff like that...
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing I do every night Pinky, try to take over the world...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate chipmunks.
You should message me if
You are awesome.
You think I sound awesome.
You enjoy adventure.
You are a little bit nerdy.
You can act your age but, sometimes don't.
You like anything I have to say so far and want to know more.
The two of us