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My self-summary
I work in a call center, but I'd rather be on a mountain.

I am a real person, I promise. Pinkies and everything.
What I’m doing with my life
Killin' it.

Uhhh I'm a college dropout, I'm 32% studying coding and 68% procrastinating, l plan to live in Seattle or Portland by the end of this year, and I want to make at least some sort of minuscule impact on the feminist/anti-capitalist movement. Principles.

My best friend and I have a podcast. www.dickflickspodcast.com

Someday, I'm going to have some land with a few goats, chickens, a garden, and all of my cats. My ideal would be to have a place for homeless LGBT youth to stay.

I have written three full novels and have the next eight all plotted out in the ol' noggin.
I’m really good at
having an open mind. When it comes to actual skills, I tend to reside in the camp of mediocrity, but at least my embarrassing attempts at trying things are entertaining for those around me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a lot of hair happening.
The next thing is my utter incapability of participating in small talk like a normal person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- My favorite book is whatever I have read most recently. I have a slight obsession with fairytale retellings and horror novels from the '80s. I also reread the Harry Potter series every year, because I am a massive nerd in the most average way possible.
- It is nearly impossible to choose a favorite film, but I'd have to say Pan's Labyrinth is up there. Wes Anderson is my darling. Obvious Child and It's A Disaster are two of my absolute favorite comedies, and I think Moonlight may be the most perfect film ever created.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer is, in my humble opinion, the best thing to ever grace the television screen. I think Orphan Black, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Sense8, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine are the most important series currently running. I also adore You're the Worst. Netflix and Hulu are the antidote to sleep.
- Musically, I think White Lighter by Typhoon is a perfect album. Mal Blum is my favorite artist to see live. And I really need Lorde to make new music already.
- FOOD. How can one even choose one type in particular? I mean... pasta, I guess? Maybe?
Six things I could never do without
- regular communication with my family
- tea
- transportation
- feminism
- something to read and/or watch at all times
- my six cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how I need to stop procrastinating on whatever I'm supposed to be doing, cats, and how to up my activism game.
On a typical Friday night I am
reaching one step closer to world domination.
You should message me if
you think you have what it takes to be this season's Survivor. Or, you know, if you want to talk to me. Either way.

If you want to form a writer's group and help edit each other's stuff/bounce ideas off one another, or if you want to practice writing code together. I have a few ideas.

I'm also obsessed with sending weird greeting cards to people. Be my pen pal?

** If you aren't a feminist, maybe don't waste either of our time.
The two of us