31 Irvine, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Hey there! Billy Mays here for Steve, the great guy you need to know about! He slices, he dices, he even makes julienne fries. Need a drink? Steve is right there with cool refreshment.

Imitators can be seen going for hundreds, even thousands! Act now, and Steve can be yours for the low, low price of a cup of coffee. But wait, there's more! Act now and we'll throw in some terrible puns for free! That's a date with Steve, and puns, for only one coffee. Act now!

I am awesome, kinda nerdy, and I have a fireplace
What I’m doing with my life
After school, I found myself in Orange County. Right now, I've got a job as a Code Monkey, but I'm wanting to move up. I want to save up enough money to start my own small software shop, possibly a game studio. Currently I work for a small studio making iPhone and Android apps. I'm pretty damn good at it.

I recently got a bike, and I'm excited to use it for getting around more and more.
I’m really good at
Making lists of stuff I should do. Like this one:

(-: Still need to do it; +: Finally have done it)
+Eat something that I have grown.
+Win something at a County Fair.
+Place in the IEEE Robotics Competition.
+Release a featured app on the app store.
+Build my own furniture.

- Learn to fluently speak a foreign language
- Visit a country where they speak the language I learned, and order a pizza.
-Beat Pacman. All 300+ levels of it.
-Be a guest on a late night talk show.
-Start and design a very popular website/podcast/show.
-Become an Internet Celebrity/Meme for at least 15 mins.
-Score a Hole in One on a Frisbee golf hole.
-Search for buried treasure.
-Be part of an ordinary situation where suddenly everyone busts into song and dance.
-Design a bestselling video game.
The first things people usually notice about me
My crazy awesome T-Shirt collection
The six things I could never do without
1. Internet. Its how I make my money.
2. YouTube. It gave me Keyboard Cat.
3. Tacos. Nough said.
4. Coffee. Especially in the morning.
5. Ironic T-shirts. They make me laugh.
6. You. Possibly?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ooooo! Shiny!
You should message me if
I've always found it hard to figure out what to say when first messaging someone. So here are some ideas of what to say to me:

The story of the time you felt most like a Pirate.

Tell me about the best sandwich you ever had.

The time you signed up for a study on sleep deprivation, and swear you saw Elvis as a Smurf.

Other assorted randomness/kookiness works too

I don't do enough frisbee golfing. If you'd like to go frolfing, hit me up.