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I am awesome, kinda nerdy, and I have a fireplace
I recently got a bike, and I'm excited to use it for getting around more and more.
THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
(-: Still need to do it; +: Finally have done it)
+Eat something that I have grown.
+Win something at a County Fair.
+Place in the IEEE Robotics Competition.
+Release a featured app on the app store.
+Build my own furniture.
- Learn to fluently speak a foreign language
- Visit a country where they speak the language I learned, and order a pizza.
-Beat Pacman. All 300+ levels of it.
-Be a guest on a late night talk show.
-Start and design a very popular website/podcast/show.
-Become an Internet Celebrity/Meme for at least 15 mins.
-Score a Hole in One on a Frisbee golf hole.
-Search for buried treasure.
-Be part of an ordinary situation where suddenly everyone busts into song and dance.
-Design a bestselling video game.
How I Met Your Mother
Big Bang Theory
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The Muppet Show
Books: I read a lot of technical manuals :-p. Other than that, I've read and enjoyed:
The Great Gatsby
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
World War Z
I also enjoy many graphic novels. Most recently, I've read Brian K. Vaughan's Y: The Last Man series and really enjoyed it. I also really like Green Lantern, Spider-Man (especially Ultimate Spider-Man), and Chew.
Girl Next Door
Evil Dead II
Army of Darkness
No Country for Old Men
Shaun of the Dead
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars (Original Trillogy)
Wolf of Wall Street
The story of the time you felt most like a Pirate.
Tell me about the best sandwich you ever had.
The time you signed up for a study on sleep deprivation, and swear you saw Elvis as a Smurf.
Other assorted randomness/kookiness works too
I don't do enough frisbee golfing. If you'd like to go frolfing, hit me up.