29 Boise, United States
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My self-summary
In the middle of relocation to Boise from DC. Originally from New England. Looking for tour guides, hiking buddies, etc. to show me what Idaho has to offer! On to the profile:

I recently said to a group of friends that "We're too old to care, but still young enough to not be creepy." What were we doing? Starting a dance party at a bar where no one else was dancing. Yes, my moves are slick as hell and no, my hips don't lie.

That's basically how I'm trying to live my life these days: awkward, flailing about, and laughing about it. Self-aware and unashamed.

By the end of the night, half of the bar was dancing.
What I’m doing with my life
This used to say "working on becoming a functional adult." These days, I like to think of myself as pretty functional (but sometimes nonsensical).

Continually working to become a better version of myself.

However, unlike Matthew McConaughey's most-awkward-Oscar's-acceptance-speech-ever, I don't view the future version of myself as the ultimate "hero" to chase after. Haven't seen it? Watch it and prepare to be uncomfortable.
I’m really good at
Waking up really early (and then sliding backwards down ice-covered sidewalks on my stomach like an uncoordinated penguin).

Watching videos of Ellen scaring people for long periods of time.

Explaining white privilege to people who like to talk about reverse racism.
The six things I could never do without
My Buffy DVD collection; Sunny grass patches; Laughter; Critical (and not-so-critical) conversation; Family (both given and chosen); Wit (in all its forms)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Nothing ever is; everything is becoming."

"Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I legitimately thought my future profession would be a ninja when I was 5. I got in an argument about it on a playground. I wrote my college essay about it.
You should message me if
You like to laugh. You like exploring and going on adventures.

You don't mind the idea of dancing awkwardly in the center of a crowded room or having honest, thoughtful dialogue about the world.